A Tale Of Three Deku's(Crossover(Ish)Fic

Chapter 1: Hi There! I'm You But Not You!

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"Well then. This is a... Situation..."

"Aw c'mon! I was this close! This close to finally getting rid of him! Must he always avoid death like a coward-"

"Hey n-now guys, no need to get upset! This is just a minor problem! It's fine! We're going to be fine!"

There was a sigh.

"You can't really promise that, can you? I mean, falling out of a portal and meeting your alternate selves with no real idea how to get back to our respective universes isn't really something somebody could just fix on a whim."

"I agree with Emo boy here.- ("Emo boy?")-Besides, not every problem can be solved by punching and smiling heroically, so I'm not all too sure you can really help in this situation, because that's all you flashy heroes are good for."

"E-eh? E-excuse me!?"

"You heard me, lesser, more pathetic version of me. What are you gonna do about it? Say a dumb hero catchphrase?..."

Three figures could be seen standing in what looked like a pristine white room with no doors, windows or openings. The first figure was that of a rigid and yet at the same time laid back boy, with dark black hair, purple highlights, a large amount of said curly hair covering the right side of his face. Freckles dotted his cheeks, making him seem much more youthful than he proved to be, and his done with the world expression could not say the same. He wore a black school uniform, brown slacks, and plain gray shoes. Boring and dull. Much like his soul.

This is Akatani Mikumo, otherwise known as Yamikumo. He is from another universe. A universe that had decided that it didn't like him anymore and took it upon itself to spit him out here after an unsavory villain attack. This left the poor downtrodden pessimistic boy to deal with these other two people, of which were apparently his alternate versions from other universes whilst also being stuck in what seems to be a box with no apparent escape route. At least, an easily apparent one...

Well, he'll cross that bridge when he gets there. For now though, he wishes had an aspirin on hand, because this was going to be one heck of a stressful headache he did NOT want to endure... Yamikumo was unlucky. So, so very unlucky... As if enduring the hardships of the first quirkless hero wasn't bad enough...

The next figure to be introduced could be seen standing with his hands in his pants pockets and a smirk painting his freckled face. Much like Yamikumo, his hair was wildly curly, but unlike the purple haired teen, this person had green hair that was brushed semi neatly to the side. His bangs were swept to the side as well, leaving room to see his dark red eyes and didn't hinder his depth perception. Similar to Yami, he wore what seemed to be a suit, although forgoing the outer jacket and keeping his tie untied, he looked quite dapper, not a speck of dust could be seen on his pristine black slacks and black dress shoes. (Though if you looked hard enough, you could see some faint bloodstains on the cuffs of his white undershirt, the edges of his pants, and the bottoms of his shoes...)

Say hello to Izuku Midoriya, or at least a more villainous version of him. Nowadays, he prefers to be known as simply Deku, having renounced his past self and fully concentrated on developing his role as the leader of the underground... Along with his tyranny over most of Japan... And killing his sworn enemy Katsuki Bakugou, who is STILL ALIVE for some reason. (For the sake of your mind, we will be calling him V.D as of now, standing for Villain Deku.)

But that wasn't important.

You see, V.D was now in a very unsatisfying situation, with no clear way to fix it just yet. How was he supposed to rule the world if he's not even in the world he's dominating? He's going to be incredibly upset if he has to restart all over again. He could easily do it again, sure, but then all that effort in his own world would be for nothing. The only reason he was here was because obviously he was becoming too much of a threat in his world and one of the hero brats decided to send him here, in this stupid box with two stupid looking people. Well, actually, the emo looking one, Yamiwhatever, was pretty chill. No, it was the other one that really grated on his nerves. But no matter. V.D would find a way to get things back on track, and if all else fails...