Finding the True Facts in Life

Introduction

   Hello all people of the earth and beyond the earth, that may be reading this. I am a person, I am often referred to as Dumb Bum, but my name is Thompson Higglebottom. I really do not know much about botany, but that does not really matter. The reason I am writing this, I am not entirely sure, But I heard all great people write stories for others consumption, so I thought it imperative I write something, if I want to be great before I am dead as a doornail and it is too late, ha ha that rhymes! Also I am stuck here for 18 consecutive days with nothing much to do, So here is my story, for you to enjoy-ee!