Sl*ts, liquor and Czech sandwiches || BLACKBONNET (Our Flag Means Death ENG ff)

Sl*ts, liquor and Czech sandwiches

Arrival to the Gulf of Joy was very peaceful, Mr. Buttons would say it was too peaceful. Port Holetown offered various stuff. Fish, weird creations of local artists, but primarily sluts of diverse shapes and colors.

"We have a shortage of oranges again, captain. What if we bought lemon instead this time?" Roach came into the cabin with the last orange in his hand, without knocking, as he thought that the situation was serious.

"What about anchoring here? Holetown is known for its fruit." Salt&pepper-haired noncaptain of the ship grinned under his moustache because he knew what opportunities the port offered.

"Well, then, let's explore this place," Bonnet commanded, and everything went well, the crew was landed soon, only two people were left on the ship, the lovey dovey couple Jim and Oluwande.

"Do we part ways now or what?" Asked Lucius, who was looking forward to some quality alone time with Black Pete, since they were both very busy lately.

"Oh, yes, actually, you two can go buy the lemons, here is some money," and captain have them a small purse with few coins, "you go back to the ship after. Ed and I can go explore in the meantime. Don't expect us, we will spend the night in the city." Stede, which looked kind of

inappropriately in his white and gold attire, nodded and went forward towards that filthy little town. He suspected an adventure and really needed to give it to his companion.

"Look! These are the biggest pearls I've ever seen!" After about 30 minutes Bonnet was pointing at a bowl full of dark pearls but he noticed that Blackbeard disappeared.

"Ed?" He was nowhere to be seen. "Haven't you seen Blackbeard?" Stede asked the traders. There was nobody that had seen him and Stede caused a small panic.

"What? Blackbeard is here? Blackbeard!" Screamed one old woman, which was selling extremely smelly pickled fish. Vegetable trader joined her and soon the whole market turned in a chaos. When Stede finally got out of it, the back of his coat was covered in mud because someone tripped him over. He was also nervous if Edward is okay, but he was calming down since nobody can hurt him, he is almost immortal! Well, he still must search for him.

"Mr. please, haven't u seen a tough looking guy in black leather but with a gentle soul?" Stede learned his lesson, he didn't use the name that made everyone scream last time.

"The fuck you talkin' about, dude?" Some drunk shouted at him. Captain better walked away from him, before a punch would come since he was a little different from the rest of this sordid city. Falling into the mud was enough.

"I like ya', girl." It was the well-known voice. The one which dug into his shoulders like fingernails, but still gave him a warm calming feeling and a chilling sensation at the nape of his neck.

"Ed!" Blackbeard looked around him, he realized he was screwed, and his little plan was ruined.

"It's you." He nodded and the woman with curly blond hair and black dress, which almost covered all her curves, looked at Bonnet, winked at Blackbeard and left.

"Who was that?" Asked the captain in dirty coat.

"Uh... my distant cousin." He lied and frowned. His plan to calm down a little bit after all these tense days was unsuccessful.

"It doesn't matter. Are we going now?" He growled angrily and started walking back towards the ship, Bonnet followed him.

"Where are you rushing so much? I thought we won't be coming back to the ship tonight. When I was looking for you, some foreign lady invited me to a party. Wait, Ed, why the rushing?" questioned Stede, he didn't understand Blackbeard's actions and not even why he disappeared. He suddenly stopped walking and turned himself at Stede. "Okay, okay, what kind of party?" The point is to not talk about why he left!