eclair somehow becomes a parent

very normal Day and evening

Custard: Dad

Eclair: Yes?

Custard: Gumball just said **Very censored words lmaooo**

Eclair: ........ What in the actual Pure vanilla coin maker factory, WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT-

Strawberry Crepe spying from the kitchen window: Lmaooo, not me thinking your history teacher a$$ would curse-

Eclair: BITCH STOP SPYING ON MY CONVERSION 👹👹👺👺/lh

Custard & Crepe: .....

.....

Eclair: Squib.

Squid ink: ...?

Eclair: I bought you some drip, so yoy can become Squib drip 😎

Squib: :0..... Squid.. Likes it...:')

.......

Gumball: Dad, I'm going to a restaurant with a frie-

Eclair: here's 40k gold

Gumball: What?

Eclair: I'm giving you that cuz, You're the one paying for the food, right?

Gumball: Whatt ? He's actually the one that's gonna pay, I just wanted to let you now I was gonna go out with him

Eclair: ...... Excuse me ? Did you say "He"?

Gumball: Mhm!

Eclair: WHO IS THE GUY 😃

Gumball: Its actually our neighbour from next door

Eclair: KIWI?!

Gumball: No the other one

Eclair: SODA COOKIE?!

Gumball: it's actually rollcake-

Eclair: oh. WHAT?! THE GUY YOU DISLIKE FOR BEING DESTRUCTIVE?!

Gumball: Dad, chillaxx, We're on good terms now

Eclair: Oh okay..

.......

Custard: DADD 😭😭😭

Eclair: Hm?

Custard: CREPE CALLED ME SHORT FOR MY AGE 😭😭

Eclair: I don't see anything wrong-?

Custard: I'M THIRTEEN DAD!!(headcanon :}})

Eclair: I- 😕😟
Also Eclair: Get your older brother(Aka gumball).

.........
(Also Affogato x eclair nehehehe-)

Eclair: Kids, Meet Affogato-

Custard: OH SHIT, ITS THE GUY WHO TRIED TAKING OVER THE DARK CACAO KINGDOM AND WHO GOT CARAMEL ARROW BANISHED- (spoilers lmaoo)

Eclair: -..Aka my boy...friend-

Sorbet: 0oOooO0ooo.....

Squib: squib..agrees...,We go to... Our room..?

Sorbet: OooOOO0o..!

HollyBerry Bashes through the door

Holly: HELLO FRIENDS :)

Custard: WOO ITS AUNT HOLLY :DDD

.......

Gumball: Da-

Affogato: ???

Gumball: Never mind... ECLAIR MY DEAR FATHER, WHERE ARE YOU?!

Affogato: Rude much?