everyones favorite menace to society was finished being a menace in twitch chats for the day. now it was time to touch grass. no one expected such a thing from beetle, but that is why he did it. to spite the world. after rolling in the grass, he sat up and saw a bald, blue catboy in the distance. he was wearing a maid dress and threatening to rob an old lady. beetles eyes shone with simpery. he could change megamind. he stood up and ran over to the catboy robber.
"stop!" he yelled, pushing megamind out of the old lady's way.
megamind bit his lip. "hey wass poppin babygorl."
beetle was a dude.
he limped his wrist. megamind did the same.
gay.
