hola nino! (quackityxfemreader)

Ducks & Bread :01

"Hola Nina!" I say happily, walking past my friend, Emma on my way home. "Hello Child," she responds with a grin, and I turn to the front door to see my cousin. "Como Estas Primo!" I state in spanish. I'm hispanic, and my cousin, Nick, was fully english because he is on my moms side of the family, fully english, and partially greek. My father is fully three quarters spanish and one quarter english though.

"Alright alright, I get that you're Spanish but at this point in time you're abusing your ability to be bilingual." he crosses his arms. "Like I care, ahaha." I flip my hair sarcastically and walk past him. "Oh, look who's a fake hispanic. And to think I believed you for a second." I ignore him and start upstairs. "You're starting to remind me of one of my friends." I pause, and snap my head around.

"Which one?" I ask. "Well, it's not like you care about my personal life. I don't see why I should tell you." He says in a pretentious tone. "Oh I see. You think you're the best cousin because you're rich and famous." I start back to him. I get on my tiptoes to look more intimidating and follow up, "Do you really need my validation?" He looked like he was about to hit me with a chancla. "Not really, you only want to speak to friends though." The statement was kind of true. I was pretty sick of him bragging about his fame and simps, even though he has no bitches.

"It's fine though, you continue playing with my emotions, but never meet any of my other friends." He leans down to whisper in my ear then. "You're jealous." Then, he acts like he's about to leave the house, before I yell to him, "WAIT." he turns his head back with a stupid smug look on his face. "I AM NOT JEALOUS!" "Is too" "AM NOT!" We start calling eachother names. "Idiot!" "Dumbass!" "Pendejo!" we stop at the silence for a second, and I rub the back of my neck before flipping him off and sighing. "Well, maybe I am a bit jealous."

"And?" Nick says slyly. "Stop being racist you fuck" he frowns at the response I gave him. I roll my eyes and cross my arms. "And, you are the best cousin." you say, admitting the difficult truth. He smiles, and brings me to his room. "So, what's his name?" I ponder, shyly. "His name is Alex, but most of the world knows him as Quackity." I clap my hands together. "I love ducks!" "Well, you'll enjoy this one as well!" He starts his computer up. "What's he like?"

"Well, he's short, spanish and funny. He enjoys playing a game you recognize likely because of me-" "Minecraft?" I cut him off, and he nods. "Obviously." We jinx each other. "JINX! The unsuccessful cousin has to get the other cousin bread!" we both say again, and laugh. "Fine, you get this one." Nick says, and heads downstairs to get me a piece of bread. "You can log on my discord to talk with Alex, just dont look through any of my other dms!" He yells while rushing down the stairs. I smirk to myself, and whisper under my breath, "I can't promise that." And I realize that he had already called Alex, so I rolled my eyes and went with it anyways.

"Hola!" I say, not sure if he would go on. "Wait, who is this?? NICK, were you kidnapped????" I laugh and go on with bit. "YES, I have abducted your friend and you must convince me to set him free." he jokingly replies. "No! Not my fiance!" I pause. "You're his fiance?" I stop for a second. "Platonically, but yes. And also why do you care? What are you to him?" I tilt my head slightly and respond, "I'm his cousin, Y/N." He lights up with an "Oh!" and goes on.

"He escuchado mucho de ti." (I've heard alot about you) I nod as I hear footsteps from below. "¡esa es la verdad! probablemente porque soy el mejor primo." (That's the truth! Probably because i'm the best cousin.) I hear him laugh away from his phone, "¡Ya me gustas! eres gracioso." (I like you already! You're funny.) We paused at what he just said, and the wave of silence was interrupted by Nick bursting into the room. "¿Me trajiste pan?" (you got me bread?)I don't realize that I'm still speaking spanish.

He assumed what I had said, and replies, "No nintendo but si." and hands me the bread. I monch on it while he takes back the phone and starts speaking to Alex. "Hey!" I muffle in between bites of the bread. "I wafnt dumn talfin tuh hif" I put my hand out. "I don't speak spanish, bitch." My gasp is muffled by the still unchewed bread and I lightly punch his shoulder after I finish. "Probably cuz you're a dumbass Nickers." Alex, in a confused tone goes, "WHAT THE HELL IS A NICKNAME LIKE THAT??" and at that point we all started laughing.

We stop to catch our breath, and he snaps us back. "Seriously though, what kind of a shit name is "Nickers???" I look at Nick and reply, "What kind of a name is Nick?" I ask jokingly. "Ok Y/N, TOO FAR?" Alex yells, not visibly wiping his tears from laughing so hard.

"Yeah, that actually kind of hurt." I give an inch of mercy. "Well what ya gonna do about it looser?" he grins, and pulls something from behind his back. "Alex, I think he's pulling a gun on me..." I say, my expression almost immediately changing. "I didn't want to do this but." he pulls his hand out from behind his back, and to my surprise he hands me another piece of bread. "Primo, you scared me for a second," I laughed whilst shakily taking the bread. "So, Y/N." I nod and mumble whilst finishing my second piece of bread.

"What did you two talk about?"