Loona the Caretaker

Loona and the Kid

People always associate Hell is the most horrible place in existence, where all bad people go when they all die. Fuck, being in a place of eternal damnation is beyond insufferable. While there are many depictions of it, no one truly knows about it for sure, but little did the humans on Earth know that Hell is probably not such a bad place to be in as they would imagine it to be like. In it was like how Earth was. However, a little more... sick and twisted with some villainy involved. One of the inhabitants of this place was a group of demons and one Hellhound who work in a special business called "Immediate Murder Professionals". It was a business where these people can go on Earth and take out a certain target for a person who got screwed over or just want someone fucking dead.

Being a business, they do expect pay from their clients. It was a group of four. The founder: Blitzo. One of his best employees, and someone that Blitzo likes to tease just for kicks: Moxxie. Moxxie also had a wife named Millie, who was a ditzy, cheerful, and easygoing person, even though she can be a sadistic killing machine when it comes to her targets.

Finally, there was Loona, a beautiful, tall, and sarcastic hellhound lady that Blitzo adopted when she was probably a pup. Loona was a... complicated kind of lady, and she can have a bad attitude at anyone, given her angry and hateful glares at anyone she can come in contact with when her eyes are not glued to her smartphone. Despite all of it, Loona had a soft spot and she is a completely heartless bitch at all. She was just a hellhound that doesn't really like to share her feelings with others.

She liked to drink until she was hungover and it can get the best of her if she wasn't careful. Loona was not the kind of woman a person wants to make angry. The last target she had, which was a college boy who killed his own brother, got his throat torn out by her fearsome, sharp, dagger-like teeth and canines. She didn't get along with her other coworkers so well, and she can get in fights with them, particularly: Moxxie, but she can always count on her stepfather with any problems she had.

Blitzo was getting a drink of water from the jug machine, and while drinking, and Loona said: "Oh god damnit. Blitz, Stolas wants to talk to you again."

"Is it another client?" asked the CEO.

"Yep."

"Perfect! I'll get right to the phone." Blitzo said. "As long as I don't sleep with him again." as soon as he got the phone, he said: "Hello Stolas, what can I do you for?"

"Blitzo my boy." said a smooth, sultry, British voice. "I have discovered something very very interesting up there on Earth. There is a couple of greasers stirring up trouble up there and trying to rut any woman they can get their hands on."

"Ooh, that sounds fun. We'll be up there, Stolas. You can count on us."

"Oh I better." Stolas sang

"God fucking damnit." Blitzo breathed while rolling his eyes.

"Or else... You don't really want to know what I will do with you, don't you?"

"You and I both know the answer to that."

"Right then. Good hunting!"

Blitzo hung up the phone and thought: "Why do rich people have to be so weird? They think they're better than everyone else because of their fortune, but they can be just like everyone else, and that Stolas has a shitty relationship with his wife right now."

"Won't be long until they get a divorce." Loona remarked

"Ha! So true. Fuck yeah that might happen. Anyway, we got a keeper on Earth that needs to be punished."

"What's that?" asked the hellhound.

"Well first, I need to get Moxxie and Millie over here."

"No need sir." the demon couple were behind him, and Moxxie added: "what's the special kill that we need to do?"