The Chronicles of Badussy

The Great Orgasm

Long before twinks walked the earth, there was only cum. Infinite cum.

Out of this vast void came Ankha The Great. She shaped worlds, being God and more. Her worlds were filled with beauty and sex, but destroyed for it. Ankha raped everything she created, destroying it in the process. 

One day, Ankha could not bear it any longer. She wished life to exist under her, yet could not contain her unending horniness. It is then that she created the three Holy Testicles. Their names were: Jiafei, the giver of seggsy products, James, the obliviator of minors, and Thee Stallion, the Bearer of the Two Great Hills. They were to rule the three Boobs. The first, The Land of Infinite Products. The second, The Land of Underage Hards. The third, The Haunted House Perverted Family.

Jiafei was to rule over the first, James the second, and Thee Stallion the last. They lived in their designated worlds, shaped them. After one hundred years, the Holy Testicles grew bored of self-pleasing. They had occasionally fucked each other, bringer forth the Holy Children. When James penetrated Jiafei, Dolly Parton, Dula Peep and General Paytas were born. The union of Thee Stallion and Jiafei brought forth Trish, later known as Queen Trish, a prominant warrior known for her loyalty to Jiafei and her strenght in battle. The last union to exist was that of Thee Stallion and James Charliander. They brought forth Tenance Williausy. 

Two hundred years after that the unthinkable happened, Ankha squirted, and her squirt reached the three dimensions. Underage kids walked out of the water, bringing a message. 'There will come three new Rulers, for you have fucked too much. The Power-dinamics shall change soon, for Cardi Bardi is near.' As he finished the words, Cardi Bardi, Niki and Cupcake appeared from the sea. 'We have been sent to assist Jiafei in the rule of the Three Boobs.' said Cupcake. 'What?! The Second Boob is my property you slut!' shouted James. 'Charliander, you have dissapointed Ankha, for you came too often. Your perverted thoughts about underage straight boys has becum-... sorry, I mean become, a concern to Ankha.'  Cardi Bardi her words were firm and clear. 'I'll rape you all!' shouted James Charliander, before retreating to Charls Island. There he was to spend the remainder of eternity. Cupcake spoke once more: 'Thee Stallion, you have defied Ankha by proclaiming yourself God of the Third Boob. However, Ankha is merciful. Unlike Charliander, you shall not be slayed. Nontheless, you cannot go unpunished. All your properties shall be taken from you and be granted to Nikki.'  Thee Stallion sighed, but she knew she had sinned and therefore accepted her faith. Thee Stallion lived in others' beds from that day till her last.  

Four centuries they lived in peace. Niki ruled the Second Boob with Cardi Bardi, Tenance Williausy the Third Boob and Jiafei acted as supreme ruler of all worlds, residing in the Land of Infite Products. All should have gone well...but what is greater than the promise of peace? Porn.