When People Take Anime Too Far

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Nathan's house

At Nathan's house, Nathan is watching Naruto on TV. But apparently he probably watched too much anime. He's sitting on the couch, wearing a ninja headband on his forehead.

Nathan: (crazy) Come on, Naruto! (did a Shadow Clone Jutsu pose) (speaking Japanese) Kage Bunshinn no Jutsu!

Then Dick and Tim walked in and sees Nathan watched a lot of anime.

Dick: Jeez, Nathan, how many anime series did you watch?

Nathan: (crazy) Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!

Tim: (to Dick) Dude, he's out of it. We gotta bring him back to reality.

Dick and Tim slowly walked in front of Nathan and Dick talked to him, smoothly.

Dick: Okay, Nathan.(reaching for the remote) think you've watched enough Naruto for today, so I'm going to turn off and-

Without warning, Nathan kicked Dick right in crotch.

Dick: (in pain) OOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then Nathan kicked him in the face. Tim throws a left hook, but Nathan blocked it and jab punched him. Then Dick charged at Nathan with a spinning hook kick, but he ducked and leg sweeped both Dick and Tim.

Dick gets up, only for Nathan to Tornado kicked him. Tim dropped kicked Nathan at back, then Nathan blocked and dodged his attacks. Nathan looks at the TV.

Naruto: (on TV) Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!

Tim looks at Nathan with a deadpan face and walked towards him.

Nathan: Kage-

Tim interrupted Nathan with a punch in the face, then Nathan pulled out the Death Note, and write something down while he's dodging Tim's attacks.

He threw the book away, took off the ninja headband and blinded Tim.

Tim: Ahh! I can't see!

Nathan appeared right behind Tim, he clasps his hands together and extends his middle and index fingers, resembling the Tiger hand seal.

Nathan: ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!!

Using the full weight of his body, Nathan thrusts these four fingers between the Tim's buttocks. Despite the technique's dramatic name, it is not actually harmful. The pain is fairly extreme.

Tim: (shirek) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Nathan front flipped over Tim, landed in front of him, and hit him with a roundhouse kick to knock him out.

Dick gets up and charged at Nathan, they traded each other blows, then blocked and dodged their attacks. Nathan counterattacks Dick, and grabbed him by the throat, then lifted him up.

Nathan: (speaking in Japanese)"Omae wa mou shinderu."

With brute like strength, Nathan slammed Dick to the ground.

Dick: Ow.

Nathan put his foot on Dick's face.

Nathan: Smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it. (kicked him in the face) That's for you.

The End

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