Read along with your favorite couple Morbius and Grimace as they go on many wacky and sexy adventures :D
Was featured on the now defunct Regretful Reads YouTube channel :))
Today was Grimace's birthday!! He was turning 2069 years old. He may be a gilf but he still knows how to pop his pussy ;). Morbius had gotten Grimace the bestest birthday present ever. He was able to get Rupaul to perform at their favorite nightclub, The McChicken. "Happy birthday Grimace", Morbius said to Grimace from the kitchen. "Thank you sweetie", said Grimace still half asleep. "Come sit down with me, I made your favorite breakfast, Sausage Egg McMuffins", said Morbius as he put a big plate of McMuffins on the dining room table. Grimace sat down across from him and grabbed a few. "Soooo I was thinking later tonight we could go to The McChicken to celebrate", Morbius said with a smile. "Your planning something bigger aren't you", Grimace said to Morbius with a smirk. "What noooo totally not", said Morbius. "I just think it would be a fun time that's all." Grimace still had his suspicions that there was more than just hanging out but he decided to let it go.
Later that day the two got dressed and hopped into the car. After a short drive they finally arrived to The McChicken, the hottest club in town. Once they walked inside they were ushered to the V.I.P section and was greeted by tons of birthday wishes. "Wow the V.I.P section, you really went all out for me", Grimace said to Morbius as someone poured champagne for the two. "Oh honey this isn't even the best part of your surprise", Morbius told Grimace with a wink. Suddenly the curtain to the stage opened revealing the one and only Rupaul on stage. "Morbius did you get Rupaul to perform here for me", Grimace questioned Morbius while shaking him around. "Happy birthday my love", Morbius said and kissed Grimace. "Hey Grimace shawty bae, this one's for you", Rupaul said and pointed at Grimace.
Unknowing to the club patrons, Gru and his gay sassy minions were sneaking into the club through the rooftop. "Alright yassified minions, when you see a guy that looks like best actor Jared Leto grab him for me", Gru told his Minions as he lifted up a vent for them. The Minions slid through the vent and fell to the top of the stage where the lights were held. They watched as Rupaul preformed Material Girl for the crowd. They scanned the dance floor and saw Morbius, who was twerking on Grimace. Suddenly tons of Minions fell from the top to grab Morbius. "Get this fucking piss goblin off of me", Rupual yelled as he yanked a minion off his face and chucked it across the room. Grimace noticed the minions running towards them so he pushed him aside and kicked a bunch of minions in their sexily faces. Morbius then used his Morbius powers to morb all over the rest of the Minions.
Gru ran through the backstage area as fast he could. "No... my minions... their all dead", Gru said in tears while holding Bob the Minion. "Gru what the fuck is wrong with you, are you personally trying to ruin my birthday or what", Grimace grabbed Gru by the collar and question him. "N-No I'm not I swear", Gru said and escaped Grimace's grasp. "I just need you to hand over your husband for me." "What do you need me for", Morbius asked Gru. "That's none of your business, just cum with me and everything will be okay", Gru said as he held a hand a hand out for Morbius. "I'll never go with you you ugly bastard", Morbius yelled at Gru. "Yeah and your nose is shaped like a dildo", Grimace said and pointed at Gru's dildo nose. "Well that comment was unnecessary". Gru said with a stern voice. "I guess I'm just gonna have to kill you instead". Before Gru could use his kill-onator to kill Grimace and Morbius Rupaul whacked him in the back of the head with a mic stand, knocking him out cold.
"Rupaul you saved us, thank you", Grimace said to the drag queen. "I would do anything for my favorite birthday boy and his husband", Rupaul said and hugged the pair. "Anyways why don't we keep this show rolling", Rupaul said as everyone cheered. Once the police came and took away Gru and the dead Minions Rupaul was able to continue his performance. "Now this last song isn't going to be preformed by me... this last song is a special song written for our birthday boy", Rupaul said with a smile. "Lets being the Marvel Legend Morbius on stage", Rupaul said as the whole club cheered for Morbius. "Grimace my love... I wrote this song just for you and... I hope you like it", Morbius said while starting to tear up.
Oh grimace your eggplant is as big as a car I put your stuffed animal in a jar and now I'm singing this song in a bar but you look like a star, baby girllllllll
And I I want you to know how much I care I love brushing your fluffy purple hair your eyes have a bright purple flare we are such a good pair baby girlllllll
I love you babe I want to name our child Gabe you are built like a concord grape and that is greattttt because I love grapes
so all of this to say I love the way you slay I'm building a statue of you in clay and I love you, babeeeeeee
Everyone cheered and clapped for Morbius as he bowed. "Morbius... that was the best thing I've ever heard in my entire life", Grimace said to Morbius as Morbius was walking off the stage. "And is that true... you being". "Yes Grimace... I didn't know any better way to tell you but... I'm pregnant", Morbius said to Grimace and smiled. "Wow, I got to see Rupaul in person and I'm gonna be a father... this is the best birthday ever", Grimace said in tears as he held Morbius tight. "I love you baby", Morbius said to Grimace. "I love you too".
Back at the Dave and Busters The Dark One was having a hard time watching the news. "HOW COULD GRU FAIL ME LIKE THIS", The Dark One yelled as he smashed his computer desk. "That's it... no more fucking around... Morbius will be mine whether he likes it or not. Edward... prepare my Gravy mobile", The Dark One grinned and laughed maniacally.
A/N: Shout out to hey_its_alaynaa for writing the song. They did an amazing job with it!!
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