The Azuzist Church of Southern California is working hard protecting the holy souls from heresy. Protestants shall not be accepted into heaven, and should die and burn in hell. As long as you accept Carl into your life, watch CNN10 on fridays, and purchase indulgences, you will live a long happy and peaceful life with Carl Azuz in your heart.
Many have already accepted him, and continue to live a long and healthy life, while heretics and protestants are suffering. Our church has many locations around Orange County, Los Angeles, and San Diego, commonly found in your History/Social Studies class. Listen to the Fridays ending song for 10 minutes on Friday at full volume to get baptized and accepted into Azuzism. Heretics must be stopped, report them and shame them at all costs. CARL MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS!
Now that you are informed about Azuzism, it is up to you to choose your faith.
In Azuz We Trust; Fridays Are Awesome.
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