Read along with your favorite couple Morbius and Grimace as they go on many wacky and sexy adventures :D
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Grimace woke up after his 2069th birthday and rolled out of bed. He had a horrible hangover because he got super drunk so he was extra yass and gay. Grimace walked out of the bedroom and noticed that Morbius wasn't in the living room. "Huh that's strange, normally Morbius would be playing Fortnite by now", Grimace thought to himself and just shrugged it off. Grimace then went into the kitchen and saw that breakfast wasn't made!! Morbius always made breakfast for them. "Okay this is not normal", Grimace said to himself. Grimace checked throughout the whole apartment and couldn't find him. Grimace decided to call up The Riddler. If anyone knew where Morbius would be it would be him.
"Oh Morbius? I haven't heard from him all day", The Riddler said to Grimace. "Well can you come over quick... I think I found a clue to where he might be." Grimace ended the call and picked up a piece of paper on the floor. "We have your husband. Come find us >:)" read the letter. Suddenly The Riddler crashed into the window of Grimace's apartment. "How the fuck did you do that, were on the 8th level of the apartment complex", Grimace yelled at Riddler. "Idk". Riddler yanked the piece of paper out of Grimace's hand and inspected it closely. "Ahh I see, I think someone kidnapped Morbius", The Riddler said proudly. "Yeah no shit Sherlock", Grimace yelled at The Riddler and grabbed the paper back. Grimace then noticed something suspicious. Their was a mystery sauce on the edge of the paper. The Riddler grabbed the paper again and licked the corner. "Mmm... Gravy", The Riddler creamed.
"No... it can't be...", Grimace said softly and sat down on his couch. "What is it Grimace", The Riddler questioned Grimace and rubbed his furry back. "The man who stole Morbius... it's Yung Gravy", Grimace said in tears. "That asshole pastor who fell in love with Morbius?" "Yeah that's the one", Grimace said in a sad tone. Suddenly Fairy Godmother Keanu Reeves came in through the broken window in his pink yassified tricycle. "Wassap bitches", Keanu said to the two sad gay people. "Not right now Keanu,, I just found out Morbius got kidnapped by Yung Gravy", Grimace said to Keanu. "Well then lets go find him". Keanu then grabbed the gravy paper that was on the table and sniffed it heavily. "I found his location, come and hop in", Keanu said and hopped on his tricycle. Grimace and The Riddler then followed him and hopped on the tricycle and flew off to Yung Gravys location.
"Uhh sir Grimace is arriving with some friends", Edward told Yung Gravy shyly as he showed him the three friends on his crusty IPad. "Good... the more the merrier my little vampire slut", Yung Gravy said and patted Edward's silky smooth hair. Suddenly the doors to the KFC slammed open as Grimace, The Riddler, and Keanu stormed inside. "Edward what the fuck. You were working for Gravy Bitch Balls this whole time", Grimace yelled and tried to fight him but Keanu and Riddler held him back. "Yes, yes he was, I used him to get more intel on that handsome husband of yours", Yung Gravy said in a calm voice. "Where is he?" "Oh your not getting him that easily sweetheart. He's mine now. He will love me now". "I didn't want it to get to this point but Keanu... GET HIM", Grimace yelled and pointed at Keanu. He flew up and raised his dildo of death towards Yung Gravy but Keanu got knocked back by something, causing the dildo of death to shatter into many pieces. "NEVER MESS WITH ME AND MY MILF GUN BABY, WOOOO", Yung Gravy yelled as he tried to get a high five out of Edward but with no prevail. "H-How is this possible, my dildo is the strongest weapon in the universe", Keanu stuttered. "Oh sweet baby Keanu... a Milf is stronger than anything, even stronger than your sad pink dildo", Yung Gravy said and smirked. "Now... you will all die at the hands of me and my sexy sexy milfs". Yung Gravy raised his milf gun towards Grimace until Edward grabbed a tray and whacked Yung Gravy with it in the back of his head, knocking him out.
"Fuck you you piece of shit gravy whore", Edward screamed at Yung Gravy while kicking his body. "Y-You saved us... thanks Edward". "Yeah no problem, I never liked that little bitch anyways", Edward said and led the three behind the cash registers of the KFC. "Well if you hated him so much then why did you work for him in the first place", The Riddler questioned Edward. "Well... Yung Gravy is my older brother and former lover so he kinda just dragged me into this", said Edward. "And before you say anything... yes we're from Alabama". "Okay that's makes a lot of sense", said Keanu. "Anyways... please show us where Morbius is", said Grimace.
Edward then led the three heros to the KFC basement, a forbidden area in any KFC establishment. It was dark... and cold. The KFC basement was just a glorified freezer for their yummy yummy food. Edward led them deeper into the basement until they found a door slathered in gravy. Edward opened the door to reveal Morbius, tied to a chair and being forced to listen to Yung Gravys music on loop. Grimace ran over to untie his lover and rip of the headphones. "Grimace honey you saved me... thank you", Morbius said in tears as he held his furry husband tight. "I promise you I will never let anything bad happen to you again", Grimace said in a soft voice.
"Well see about that", said Yung Gravy, holding his milf gun tightly. Keanu, Edward, and The Riddler attempted to attack The Gravy King but he just slathered them in tons of gravy, causing them to not be able to move. "If I can't have Morbius for myself then no one can have him", yelled Yung Gravy as he shot a milf from his milf gun. Grimace quickly threw Morbius to the side, causing him to get shot by a smexy milf. "GRIMACEEE", Morbius yelled out to his lover and quickly turned to Yung Gravy. "Welp your husband's dead now so does that mean we can fuck", Gravy Balls asked Morbius slyly and raised his eyebrows. "No were not gonna fuck... BECAUSE ITS MORBIN TIME MOTHERFUCKER", Morbius screamed and ran up to Yung Gravy and grabbed him by then neck. He then stuck his teeth through his neck and morbed all of Yung Gravy's Gravy blood until he was a sad skin sack. Morbius then freed his friends from gay gravy jail and ran to Grimace. "Grimace please don't go, I need you, we all need you", Morbius whispered as he held Grimace's body tight. "Please don't leave me baby, I can't live without you". Morbius then planted a kiss on Grimace as Keanu, The Riddler, and Edward hugged Morbius tight. Suddenly Grimaces eyes fluttered open as he slowly sat up. "W-what happened", questioned Grimace. "GRIMACE, YOUR ALIVE", Morius yelled and ran to Grimace and squeezed him tight, with the others following him. "Aww I love happy endings", said the milf that got shot at Grimace while she was lighting her cigarette.
"So... what do we do with the body", Edward questioned the group. "Don't worry I got this", Said Keanu as he pulled out his now fixed Dildo of Death and burned what remained of Yung Gravy Balls. "Wait how did you fix your dildo", Riddler questioned Keanu. "Gorilla glue", Keanu said and smiled because gorillas are cool and funny and they fling poop at people :). "I'm just glad this is all over", Morbius said and looked at Grimace. The two then shared a kiss and left to go back home and Keanu's magical pink tricycle.
The End... for now ;)
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