nicki minaj is the queen of rap

chapter 1

As I rose from my slumber, the sunlight shone onto my bright, luscious blue orbs. I lick my volumptuous, juicy lips, relieving the night of dryness. As I rose from my bed, I stepped into the carpet, digging my fragile toes into every fibre of its soft surface. I waddled to the lavatory, the dark satin walls urging me to touch them.
As I reached my lavatory, I stumbled and hit my small, dainty head on my marble basin, immediately falling unconscious onto the soft, urine stained rug.

My jester immediately heard the fragile yet not fragile thud and he ran up the stairs, the bells on his shoes rattling like there was no tomorrow. My jester takes care of me as my family was killed by our rabid hamster, Bruce. It was quite tragic, really, but im not like other girls so I wasn't really sad.

Anyway, he rushed me to the quaint hospital that was near the cliff, leading to the ocean. All of a sudden, our car spun out of control, throwing us off the cliff, down to the vast ocean. But as I fall, I get snatched by a branch.

I felt hopeless, but in the distance, I heard a high pitched whistle tone. Is that- Frankie Grande? In the ocean?
He uses his mermaid water powers to pick me up gently and I am pushed back onto the cliff, my hero swimming away whilst singing Bebe Rexha's No Broken Hearts.

I frantically searched for my jester, panic taking over every atom in my petite, small, skinny frame.
He was, however, nowhere to be found and so I fell to my knees and sobbed, my beauty soaking up the tears and telling me it'll be ok.
My vision goes black, and I become lightheaded as I did hit my head if you forgot (guess whos not paying attention😡😡). Due to my lightheadedness, I fell off the cliff again, like Bella Swan from Pirates Of the Carribean.

Suddenly, Princess Twilight Sparkle appeared from the ocean, shooting a purple ray at my forehead, making me go blind for almost a second, and then I blacked out.

I wake up, in my luxorious hospital room.

Authors note:
hey guyzzzzz xD sorry for being such a silly potato UwU
This is our first #fanfic
- Flouncey (bouncy with an F and an L🙄)