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"OW! OW! OWUCH! OH FUCH!!! Jimin screamed withought moving an inch as he was afraid jungkook would fall down. His face turning a different shade of red

"Did he just say what I think he just said?" Taehyung asked from yoongi who was still looking unamused at the scene. 

"Yeah. Thumbelina over there just combined Fuck and Ouch and made a new word. Fuch." Suga shook his head, rethinking the place where he went wrong(he didn't) and fell in love with the runaway-circus-clowns. *sigh* life is hard. did I just say sigh in words in my head? wow. I'm going bonkers too...

"Baby, sweetpea, honey bun, my cutie patooti, my little kookie kiss, please get off" Jimin pleaded, his body sweating with the added weight.

It wasn't like Jimin couldn't lift the younger. Heck he could even hold him from one arm. The reason he can't carry him wa-wait what was the reason again??

Jimin craned his neck to look back and gasped-

"TRAITOR! GET YOUR GODDAMN BODY OFF ME! I AIN'T A BOTTOM!!" 

Jhope laughed evily ontop of jimin. his face breaking out in a huge smile. and on top of him was jungkook, who was looking everywhere with wide eyes and little oos and aahs coming out of his mouth for whatever reason.

Meanwhile, yugyeom who was staring at the scene grinned evily at jimin who just had the time to think  oh no

"Now, You might be pardoned if you act as  a horse, my fellow sinner" He smiled innoccentlly at the person on the ground

Jimin sighed.

 Fuck his life.

 Fuck Jhope too.

  I mean I'm down to be a ride to Jungkook any day. But looks like we have different definitions of ride

His thoughts were broke when jungkook sleepily muttered from above him a small "Mooovvvee"  

Jimin arched his back slightly and started to rock back and forth, creating a steady phase.

 He could literally hear Jungkook slowly starting to fall asleep.

Just then, Namjin duo, who went from the mess to buy themselves a drink, returned to see their two lovers and soon-to-be on top of each other, practically doing a clothed threeso- (I'm sorry)

Namjoon leaned to Mark and asked "Uhh..what's going on?"

"oh that? Jimin's a horse" Mark replied nonchalantly, receiving a glare from Jimin.

"That's too small of an explanation love" Jinoung piped next to him and Jhope, who was listening to the conversation grinned and said, "Yeah, That's shorter than Jimin!"

"Bitch" Jimin's voice came from the ground.

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After enlightening Jin and Namjoon about the incident, they all just sat around hoping to pass the time. (except for hopeminkook)

After a little while, jungkook being the literal baby he is, fell asleep on Hobi, who gently took him to bridal style and held close to him, smiling gently at his lover.

And on the other side laid Jimin who was convincing himself that this must have been the payback for something he must have done in the past life.

 "I must have put my ass on the horse for a long time. My bootie must have been heavy so the horsie couldn't ride for long. yeah that must be i-"

everyone ignored him for their sakes.

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*NEXT CHAPTER*

" I GAVE YOU A STRIP TEASE?!!! OH NOOOOOO! MY VIRGIN SELF ! 

 how could I just show my kookoo to a stranger?!!!!

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"Jungkook's in danger!!"

"In you positions! i will gut out every fucking intestine on the fucker who dared to touch our baby!!!"

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