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The lights blinded me (made me more blind than The Weeknd in his song Blinding Lights).
I was by my lonesome, nobody near me because that's was being alone means. I looked around with my glowing, gorgeous, breathtaking, absolutely stunning, ocean blue orbs. All I could see was the wires connected to my soft, fragile skins. I was like Cassie when she tried to kill herelf in the park.
I felt like a puppet, drawn to strings, destined to be controlled by this evergrowing pain radiating in my bossoms and skull, also my pusspuss.

I was absolutely flabbergasted and shock-friddened. Nothing but weakeness and pain. Nobody, nobody, nobody, oooooo nobody, nobody, nobody, could save me from this because i'm so emo right now. Oh my god... what's that sound I hear in the deep halls of this haunted hospital? Is that... Gerard Way? Giving birth? (mpreg canon). I was shocked. The dries of his child sounded farmiliar... "Ree hee hee hee hee, ruh roh raggy.". I gapsed. Is that- Soccby Cox..?

Suddenly, I hear the pitter pattering of scrumptious toes, it's Neil deGrasse Tyson running to my hospital room!

He reached my door and peaked round the corner, his lip quivering, his shirt drenched in sweat because scientists (especially space ones) cant run for shit. Stupid astrophysicists. I bet they're proud🙄.
Anyway, I was shocked to see him, he had been a figure of my past, but I didn't expect him to be in my present or future... He walked over to me and stared into my soul...
All of a sudden, we were rolling onto the gorund, making out passionately.
Our hair became a tangled mess, like Rapunzel from The Titanic. It was the hottest thing I had experienced or atleast it was until I grabbed his wand. The 3 inch long stick of shininess sat in my palm.
I guided his wand into my cornhole, gasping at the sudden jolt of electricity that ran through my petiti body, making my nipplets hard and my toes curl. The pulses of harmonious pleasure never stopped as he thrusted into me.
The rapture of this experience would forever stick with me, just like my herps.

As quickly as it started, it finished as he spilled his juices in my cornhole.
I was a sweaty goblin at this point, looking like the author's dad.

I was recovering from the greatness I had just endured when I heard a gentle song coming from the corner of my room.

It went:
"When I was a young boy, my father, took me into the city
to see a marching band.
he said son when
you groe up
would you be
the abiour of the broken,
the beaten and the damned."
I stared, and oh my golly goodness, it was Gerard Way again!

He was carrying Scobby Cox, walking his way over to me. He stared hungrily into my ocean eyes and began to cry.

It was then that he said to me:

"No fair, you really know how to make me cry when you give me those ocean eyes...Your ocean eyes..."

He gently took hold of my face and kissed my tender lips. Neil deGrasse Tyson was not happy about this. He grabbed Gerard, throwing him into the wall. "I WILL DESTROY YOU. YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME." he yelled, twerking his way back by my side. 

I gasped, horror overwhelming my mind. "Neil! This isn't you!" and with that, I started bawling my eyes out.


Authors note:

Hey guyzzz xD so sorry for it beihng late. really hope you enjot chaoter 2

- Flouncy

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