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Chapter special: Summer Waves

With all of the hard work that the three masters in Chaldea had been doing, it was now time for them to take a vacation. But they all had different ideas on where to spend it

(Y/n)"Hawaii!"

Gudako"New York!"

Gudao"can't we just lay around and do nothing?"

(Y/n)/Gudako"you don't have a day in this you shut in neet!"

Gudao"ah... okay..."

Gorgon"what's with all the complaining?"

Gorgon walked in on the two fighting over where they wanted to go with a bored expression on her face

(Y/n)"Gorgon! You would also prefer going to Hawaii other than New York right!?"

Gorgon"don't BB fuck with Hawaii and keep resetting time until one of you won the doujin contest?"

(Y/n)"yes! But this time I made sure to lock her up in the closet this time!"

In the closet

BB"LET ME OUT!!! I PROMISE I WON'T FUCK AROUND AGAIN!!!"

Melt"no"

Passionlip"sorry BB, mater's orders..."

Back to them

Gorgon"well I prefer a relaxing scenery then being in a crowded oversized city where people complain all the damn time"

(Y/n)"hah! I win!"

Gudako"no you don't! She's your wife so that doesn't  to count!"

Ume"what's happening here?"

Medusa"I would like to know as well"

Medusa(Alter)"who told you, you can get out of the bedroom?"

Dante"I heard Master yelling, what's going on?"

Soon more servants came in wondering why the two were arguing with one another before all of them started joining them

Gilgamesh"it's obvious that we should go to New York, my wonder ours even was wonderful last time!"

Artoria(lancer)"I prefer we head to Hawaii, running a casino is fun but a calm scenery seems nicer"

Medusa(lily)"if big bro wants to go to Hawaii then I'll go too"

Medusa"I would love to as well"

Medusa(Alter)"I have no problem spending time with my prey on a beach"

Dante"well New York seems better than staying in a tropical time loop by BB"

Lartoria(Alter)"how can my love gaze at my beautiful body if I'm stuck in a crowded place with whining people?"

Kiara"and if we're lucky, his shorts might slip off~"

Nightingale"the city is filthy, we're going to Hawaii"

All of the servants started arguing as well each one in rather Gudako or (Y/n)'s side before Da Vinci walked in on them

Da Vinci"so have you all agreed with where to spend our vacation?"

Everyone"NO!"

Da Vinci"oh dear, it seems you all are on split sides then"

Gudako"I wanna see how the big city feels and not some boring tropical beach where BB might reset at anytime!"

(Y/n)"your stuck in the clouds! New York isn't wonderful, it's loud awful and the prices are high as hell damnit! A calm scenery like Hawaii is much better!"