The Rickest Rick part 2

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How's it going haven't seen you in a while ..
Same to you how's that job going to be president
Yeh already got popular votes.

Want a drink Rick said and smile
He responded back No I don't drink ...
A waiter ask them
Hot sake ?
Yes two please

Rhode:I'm not drinking that *cutscene *
Then I told Iraq they can go fuck themselves !!!

when i do win just need them 10percent votes from the white people then boom I'm in

Rick busted out laughed un controllable

This is why your my bbbbest *burp *friend
I feel like I can make the change in this world I'mim I'm the best

Rhode:u sure are
Rick: you want to go to a dimension where these aliens give  a give you a  message  but yyyyyour insides are on the outsides . its cool you'll still be alive.rick started waving both hands up

I'm sure they won't do weird stuff  while your unconscious.

that is the weirdest shit i heard all day

ummmm but I'll pass 

after i win  this election just call me mr president

I travel  across planets  i dont tell know one this but me and you can explore anything we  can smoke space marijuana and crystal meth   .go on around omicron Percy 18  .just don't eat get eaten.

james rhodey  too bad i got to attend the White House in the evening  I am assigned to the air force
But someday Rick .

They was on the flight for hours till they land
Rick was sleeping and it shows a flashback of
another scene it shows even tho rick has been inventing and changing the worlds he also got stuff he dont share to people .not even the government it self . It shows him blue prints of armors .

rick invents demon summoner ray ,micro battery to power his spaceship ,he even worked on operation phoenix.

rick:still got some kinks to work on .

in his room there laser guns a pistol that can burn all your intestines from the insides .

purple fluids that is attached to a back pack device that can swap each other conscience .

he saw a portal open up it was himself coming out the other end.

rick :what do you want the council of Ricks they ran out of guinea pigs to use

im just the messenger dipshit said the guard

rick looks at him and roll his eyes

ladida get to the point.

they offer you a role to make are technology reach its peak help its citadel of ricks tech department.

i got one thing they already is there's a bunch of them just like me .

take it or leave which one do you want nobody defines the Council of Ricks.

ill think about joining your dumb club when somebody starts shitting from there mouth.

im fine here famous too .im the biggest genius on this planet soon the universe .

highly doubt that bro sheesh they wont tolerate your behavior said the citadel guard before he left.

ill be prepared too.
Rick went through a portal with his ports gun then went and by and bought a crystal .he knows he could easily make advance tech when he wanted too but he like a challenge and enjoys it
doing it the natural way with some short cuts.
He also had space currency so he could swindle them .he got some crystals and uru metal to to make his his spoiler for his space ship
Just as when he was going to buy it some federation soilders came to inspect every citizen on this giant space station .
Soldier : your good to go
He tried to make a run for it but was stop with a
I need a scan ID
He then looks at him and scan him instantly alright I need omyoy to come with me .
Rick : hold on sir can you tell me what time is it on this watch
Ight that's not weird he said curiously

Soon he looks at it he Disintegrate him then
After that
Jarvis hack into their weapons

Then they start too shoot at him and the bullets was shot at but redirected towards them killing them all in the head he started making a run for it and started looking around for his ship but a wave of troops came so Rick just pulled a weapon from his sleeve and shoots back at them killing 4 out of 25troops
He keep shooting until it was over heated so he pressed a button throwing the gun like a grenade blowing them up on contact killing 8 of them
The bugs keep coming and Rick ran over to his vehicle and got in and took off then shot back at them to blow the whole support down killing anyone who was on the bridge .
20 space ships flew at him shooting him he starts doing barrel rolls destroying 2 ships then one of them crash into the other.
he then and flew into Federate ship hangar base
He hits 3 of them which splats the whole window

Rick :ewww I just wash this come on
He turns on the windshield wipers .
He starred shooting missiles at the base destroying everything in it dodging and evaded the explosions which ingulf the remaining ships
Rick enters the other side of the bay hanger with a fire explosion coming right out behind him annihilating the federate frigate .
He was free and started to headed to earth.can't wait to go on with my grandchildren Rick said with a smile.
They can't never catch me .fuck everyone who's against me .
He came down it was night time at his house in a skyscraper which he turned the vehicle  into  a car and road into the garage . Rick didn't regret anything he did to get what he wants .
*Flashback over *
He came out of the plane in a military base
Soldiers lined up in groups and salute to ricks entrance
Sargent :attention
Rick comes off with sunglasses with music :sweat child of mine by Gun and Roses theme playing in the back ground ..

*Flashback over *He came out of the plane in a military base Soldiers lined up in groups and salute to ricks entrance Sargent :attention Rick comes off with sunglasses with music :sweat child of mine by Gun and Roses theme playing in the back ground

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General . He said as he shakes his hand
Sir he said with salute
let's do it .
What ever happens I don't regret it ....

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