I looked into his big green eyes and my heart was beating so fast I thought it would explode. He had the perfect body, big, round, and green. His name was Mike Wazowski but he would never love me! I was only a sad, slouch of potatoes, my name is Cornbread Ned. I hate to say it, but I've fallen for my enemy. I wish I could take back all of these feelings. I don't know if I should tell him my true feelings. He is such a hunk I wish he weren't my enemy so that this wouldn't be so hard. That beautiful eye, big smile (that takes up half of his body) and loving, funny personality. I wish we could be on the same side so I could get on one knee, looking into his BULKY, massive muscles, and his huge beautiful muscles, and his one green looking eye and say, Mike Wazowski...... You.... Complete me. Will you marry me? I know I do not deserve you since you are perfect and I am nothing. What do you say? I love you, you beautiful man! Why are you so evil! You didn't have to join Zebra Zendaya and her evil team of screaming baboons. Come to the Spider man side. Where we can eat cornbread everyday for dinner, and watch Rom Coms. If only, you could open up your eye to see the person who loafs you. Instead of worshiping that tom holland the terrible. If you come with me we can eat that cornbread and squirt plain bottles of mustard into our mouths. I know that your side has everything but please, I have bottles of squirtable mayonnaise so I ask you, plz plz plz plz.
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