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the birds self insert fanfictionfregly was walking down da street when he saw a bird.fregly: AAAA A BIRDdrunk man: its okay come into the bar sexy boy *kiss kiss*fregly: ok bbgdrunk man: im drunky, whats yours?fregly: *smh*drunk man: whats wrong?fregly: i just saw a bird.drunk man: oh really? so what type of bird?fregly: AAAA A BIRDdrunk man: you can borrow my binoculars and i'll show you it wasnt just a bird its a phoenix!!fregly: phoenix?drunk man: are you mad? nodrunk man: youll be happy you saw a phoenix.*3 seconds later*fregly: you guys havnt met yet? im saturday.drunk man: oh, im john paul. *smh* you're so lucky i happen to own a phoenix.fregly: so your a phoenix?drunk man: no, im a drunk.*melonie walks in with bloods in hair*drunk man: you guys talking about phoenixesmelonie: heres a question: when you drink 10 shots and you dont get drunk why do they call you drunkydrunk man: *starts crying*drunk man: oh im saturday *crying* and im a phoenix.fregly: so are you a phoenix?drunk man: yes... i mean no...drunk man: i'll just go on my way*drunk man slaps his hand on his head like he just remembered something and leaves*fregly: i can be your friend?drunk man: surefregly: okfregly: first things first youre going to drink 7 shots and i'll make a p.y.c with this*holds up p.y.c and gives it to drunk man*drunk man: *reads* phoenix SUDDENLY A BIRD COMES IN AND FLAPS AROUND AND ITS PECKING PEOPLE.
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the birds fanfic
Fanfictionthe birds with alfred hitchcock but fregly is there. he is so hot and no one can resist him also he is really cool and funny
