In The Flesh

Chapter One

Mike and Alison were getting ready for a date, Mike was waiting at the door frantically checking his watch. "Ali!" Mike called, glancing up to the stairs to see if she was coming "Alison we're gonna be late! C'MON!" He continued to shout, Alison could hear him but she was preoccupied, soon she walked down the stairs with her hand over her mouth. 

"Mike..." Alison said, tears of joy were pouring down her face. "Mike I- I'm pregnant."

"Gasp!" All the ghosts were in the other room listening in on Mike and Alison's confiscation, they could hear Mike gasping and exclaiming. Thomas stood in the other room shocked and wide eyed.
"Oh this is so wonderful!" Kitty shouted as she ran through the wall to Where Alison was
"Oh no..." Alison said.
"What do you mean? This is a miracle." Mike said smiling then he ran up to Alison and hugged her
"It is but the ghosts found out." Alison said, hugging him back
"I'm so glad Ali." Mike said, happier than ever,
"I love you so much mike. We finally started a family." Alison said, completely ignoring the ghosts who were shouting questions and congratulations Mike turned from Alison and shouted at the ceiling,
"You hear that Thomas , I'm a DAD so you can't talk to, look at or THINK about my wife! EVER!" Thomas glared at Mike. Mike continued with "And you can call her Mrs Cooper from now on and if you don't i'll walk through you, ya hear me?! Hm?"
"Ohhhh Thomas in trouble" Robin said, all the ghosts and Alison laughed at Thomas, Thomas replied with, "Damn your eyes you disgusting imbecile!" Robin just grinned,
"Thomas!" Alison shouted
"What? Did he say somethin' bout you... Or me" Mike asked
"No he just- nothing." Alison said to Mike as she hugged him again
"Do you still want to go?" Mike said as he raised his eyebrows and grabbed Alison's jacket
"Yea lets go." Alison replied. After Mike and Alison left, the ghosts gathered in the living room to have a discussion,
"We have lots and lots of things to talk about today, don't we?" Pat said happily
"Yes, like how Thomas fancy's MRS COOPER." Kitty said with a giggle, all the other ghosts giggled along,
"A'right." Pat said, trying to contain his chuckle
"Oh yes, let's all mock the poet, why not!" Thomas said sarcastically, in defense.
"Ok, we will tommy!" Julian said, pointing at Thomas like a child.
"Guys." Pat said, more sternly than before. But they went on.
"You a PERV!" Robin shouted with a chuckle.
"What's a perv?" Kitty piped up.
"Yeah, you kinda are, mate..." Humphry chimed in from his spot on the floor. Thomas kicked him with all of his might.
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!" He cried, his face burning. Julian cackled.
"That's enough," Pat insisted.
"Well look at yourself, ROBIN! You had a thing for your SISTER!" Thomas shouted.
"Ee-YAH but she YOUR niece!" he shot back. Julian actually gawked at that one.
"WOAH. I forgot about that! Yea- you are a pervert-'' he sneered. Thomas stuck up his fists.
"GUYS SE TU PER FAVORE!" Pat squealed. He winked at Mary. "Tha's Italian," he informed her. Thomas ignored him and bopped Julian on the nose. Shrieking, Thomas fled, whereas Julian touched his face in awe and started chuckling.
"Is that it?" He laughed. Pat sighed and pushed up his glasses. Kitty looked shocked, and worried, but Julian shrugged it off.
"I'maright, little one." he said, grinning. She looked at him like he was the new coolest thing.
"WOW, I hope I can take a punch like that someday," she said, amazed, and clutched his arm. The captain quickly ushered her away with his baton. The MP looked indifferent, if not slightly confused.
"Ah, come away, Katherine. Let's, ah, play charades. Pat? Charades? Yes? Jolly good then." he ranted, shooing the girl into the other room. She obediently became obsessed with him again.
Thomas was breathing heavily and very afraid that Julian would be racing after him to hurt him any moment. He wasn't, of course, but Thomas didn't know that. And he didn't need to, according to Robin, who purposefully refused to let him know what was going on.
Thomas stayed huddled in his room for the next twelve minutes until Alison found him. Well, he found her, really. She walked to the bookshelf and began rummaging through the books, when he creeped up behind her and whispered,
"Hello, Alison." she screamed and punched through him frantically.
Thomas gagged.
"Oh my gosh! Thomas! Sorry." Alison said, covering her mouth and trying to hide her laugh.
He glared at her. "Yeah, just bully the intelligent one, like everyone else-" he began ranting.
"Hey! I apologized," Alison insisted. "And-wait-intelligent one?" Thomas rolled his eyes and left the room. Alison sighed and yelped in fear as she almost ran into Robin.
"What?" she asked as he stared at her intently.
"Bad, bad moonah on rise..." he muttered, nodding and running his fingers across his fur shirt. Alison quirked an eyebrow. "No, really, this time," Robin assured her.
"Sure, Robin," she said to him, walking out of the room. He groaned as hopped up and down nervously.
"Really...It bad moonah..." he tilted his head and thought for a moment. "Or maybe good moonah..." he considered. Finally, shrugging, he said, "Yea...probably good moonah..."
Little did they know, there definitely was a moonah on the rise. Good or bad, was yet to be determined.