Justin x Bubba (what really happened)

Justin's diary

Ever since Bubba has arrived at the Norris Nuts household, Justin has been going crazy. He doesn't know why. He just can't be around her without wanting to explode. It must be anger. He went to the fridge to get a six pack of beer and saw bubba around the corner. He couldn't stand it, so he walked away with only one beer in hand. Way to ruin everything Bubba. Later in his room he got out his secret diary. He usually writes about his crushes such as JoJo Siwa and RuPaul but today he had another plan. After his intense scrapbooking sesh, he started to write about all the harm he wanted to cause on Bubba:

Der dirry,

I wan too yell at bubba. I wanna pick her ap and hit her and screem at her and lean in and... kiss her? What? No. I don't feeil this way. Why is my stuperd brane werking like this? I have to stop my feeleengs. I have to end this atrakshun. I'll ask brooke to drop me off at convershun theripee tomorrow. 

He closed the book out of frustration and played sudoku until he fell asleep.