I didn't chose the Thug Life, the Thug Life Chose me. My name is Aiden Pearce, but you can call me Mr.Thug. Today I was bored so I took my fully automatic shotgun and hid it in my back pocket. So I went in to the nearest Walmart and went and started to eat some chips and ice cream from the store,without paying. Then the manager came and said "Stop it now!". So I pulled out my shotgun after like 10 workers came along with the manager and I shot them... repeatedly. Then I go out the fire exit and get In to my Lamborghini. Then I go to the gun store to replenish my ammo, but of course I am a trillonaire from robbing banks but that's another chapter. So I left to my moms house to say Momma I love yuh, Thug squad baby for life. Then my mom said "I'm legally blind, I can see Barely". Then I left to go see the doctors who told my mom that she was legally blind. I found them and I asked if it was them and they said that they were, so I shot them 100 times with my fully automatic shotgun. No that was not overkill. The cops came and I shot them each 10 times. Then I hid in a car and they didn't find me and they gave up. Wait how did the cops know, I found that this guy named Jeff called them and yes his name is Jeff just Jeff. So I found where he live and in the night I killed him and shot him 10000 times. I drove on the sidewalk on the way home to my moms house. I told my mom what I did and she said "Son I am very proud of you!". "Wait what did you just say?" Said my mom. I said "I killed the doctors that said you were legally blind and drove on the sidewalk on the way home!". Well time to go. I went to target and tryed to steal all there Barbies and they caught me and demanded Dr. Pepper, and my Barbie's. I had an urge to kill them so I did very kind compared to the other people. I killed them with Barbie's. One guy I smashed his head in completely and his head looked like a pancake. This other guy I repeatedly hit him. Then I took my brand new Barbie's to this play place and hit kids with them. Then I snuggled up with 100 of them and fell asleep. I woke up and someone was in my house not my mom so I found my client in my house.
