There once was a man who liked sushi. He liked sushi so much he decided to have some for dinner. He went to his favorite sushi restaurant. He sat there and ate two full platters of sushi. He then went home to his wife. He entered through the front door and found his wife crying. He sat next to her and comforted her."Honey, whats wrong?" she looked up at him in disbelief."You're home!" she threw her arms around him. "What do you mean i'm home?" she looked at him like he was crazy."You've been missing for three days" she exclaimed. "what are you talking about? I woke up this morning, went to work, then went out for sushi" "No you went to work on Monday and never came home. Its Thursday" the man looked over at his phone. It was Thursday, June 17th, 6:51pm."But I just went to work and then went out for sushi" she looked at him in confusion."There aren't any sushi restaurants around here. Where did you go?" "What do you mean? I went to that one down the street. You know Sushi Ya" "The only sushi places is 7 miles away" Now the man was really confused."Get in the car i'll drive you there".
The man pulled up to an empty lot where the sushi place was."But it was right here" she looked at him concerned."Are you feeling okay?" she brought her hand to his forehead. The man looked at her."You're not my wife".
9:46am, May 6th, 2016. The man woke up on a hospital bed. A nurse entered the room looking down at her clipboard."Excuse me where am I?" the nurse looked up shocked."Oh My God you're awake. I'll go get the doctor!" she ran out of the room. The man was very confused. Just a minute later a doctor entered the room. He looked in disbelief at the man."I didn't think you would ever wake up Mr.Bates. Do you know where you are?" "No" "You're in NorthField Hospital. You've been in coma for the past 5 weeks".The man was shocked to learn this."Would you like us to contact your wife?".It was all coming back to him."Yes please".
1 hour later. The man's wife entered the room."Herbert, I thought you were dead" "I've just been in a coma" "I know but after a week they thought you weren't going to wake up" "Well i'm awake now" the woman took a deep breath."Herbert you should know, i've meet someone else" Herbert was confused, shocked, and sad to hear this."What does that mean regarding us then?" "I feel he treats me better then you ever did. So I believe that I love him more and want a divorce" she left the room.
