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another year

creeping around the weasley's massive house quietly, oakley was just missing each and everyone one of the booby traps that the twins had set up. nearly stepping on a jack in the box she cursed silently to herself nudging it out of the way. the house was always so much more strange at night, not being able to see a thing with the amounts of laundry scattered everywhere. 

moving her pointy fingers up to a bedroom which had the name 'ron' on it, she quickly but silently twisted the knob trying to make a less of a noise as she could. finally allowing herself into the room, she crept across the (VERY VERY MESY ROOM) gagging when she saw the old cage that scabbers or (pettigrew) used to live in. "who in their right mind would still keep that thing" she thought to herself still grimacing at the cage. she trudged her way up to harry's make bed pulling back the covers to find that he wasn't there. she looked over to ron's red bed and saw him drifting away, snoring loudly. "where could he be" she whispered into the dark room. she then felt two ice cold hands wrap around her eyes blocking her vision even more.

two big hands grabbed her waist lifting her off of the ground. "HEY PUT ME DOWN!!" she screamed into the air flailing her arms and legs around carelessly. she heard the sounds of feet plummeting down the old and creaky stairs at a fast pace. she was placed onto the very soft couch that belonged to the weasley's and then being granted permission of the hands around her eyes to yank off. her eyes adjusted to the light quickly seeing nothing but her beloved friends all in their required sweater with the first letter of their name on it. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY OAKLEY" they all screamed at her waiting for a reaction. oakley was star struck as she still felt as if she was being kidnapped. she then felt the plummet of ginny and hermione falling on top of her giving her birthday hugs and punches. "what is all of this raucous" molly said sternly quickly hobbling down the stairs. "oh oakley my love! happy birthday!" she said as she bolted towards oakley giving her another sweater of an 'O' on it but instead in green. 

there was a 'poof' sound and sirius and remus suddenly appeared in the room with the greatest smiles on their faces bounding towards oakley. "OAKLEY! THE BIG 1.5. GOD I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE. SNEAKING AROUND THE HALLS AT NIGHT. no but please don't do that i got the biggest punishment from mcgonagall when she caught me once." sirius yelled at oakley but then whispered the last part. "oh don't worry, minnie absolutely adores me. she caught me once and pretended she didn't see me. just whispered 'dont tell snape'" "snape did end up finding out later but i think he has a soft spot for me" oakley fired back. "why does everyone have a soft spot for you. like one of the meanest teachers at the school lets one of the schools troublemakers go." harry said sliding next to oakley on the couch, propping his arm around her shoulders. "did someone say troublemaker?" fred and george said coming into view with the widest grins on their faces. "oh yes we cant forget the most famous twins. what would hogwarts be without you two and peeves?" oakley smiled up at the two older boys. "oh now now dont egg them on would you. now off to bed all of you as we have the quidditch world cup tomorrow!" molly beamed at them all beginning to turn lights off in the homey lounge room. 

oakley was treading up the stairs holding her fluffy blue blanket in her arms when hermione came bounding behind her franticly calling her name. "oakley! oakley!!" "yes hermione?" she said turning around to face her beloved friend. "guess who's going to be there tomorrow?" hermione said which oakley responded back with a confused look on her face "cedric diggory!!!" she whisper shouted causing oakley to do a silent scream trying to contain her excitement. "i dont get how a man could be so attractive. like im pretty sure that man was sent from the gods above." oakley said daydreaming about said boy. "who was sent from above?" harry came into view looking at oakley with a questioning face. "oh you harry dear." she said turning back and giggling to hermione. "if you say so" harry popped a kiss on her cheek ushering her to ginny's room to get some sleep for the big day ahead of them tomorrow. 

THE NEXT MORNING 

molly's voice was heard booming through all of the weasley kids rooms with various guests in them through the loudspeakers that the twins had set up. "RISE AND SHINE EVERYBODY! WE HAVE A BIG DAY AHEAD OF US. now please come down stairs all of you because i don't want your breakfast going cold. and dont forget we are leaving at 11am to meet the diggory's to head to the portkey." oakley groggily turned over in her bed, stepping one foot out of the bed very slowly. she ran her fingers through her well knotted hair groaning as they came to a stop. 

she walked out of the room to be met with ron coming out of his room "god oakley, what have you got nesting up in there?" he giggled to himself as oakley sent the middle finger towards his way before continuing to walk down the stairs. 

the whole group of them sat at the table (oakley having finally found a hairbrush to make her hair look relatively organised)

"ok everybody, finish quickly because we need to leave soon" arthur said directing his comment to the whole table "percy knows how to do that" ron tried to whisper quietly which ended up with the whole table laughing except molly. "guys. guys. GUYS. i dont get it. can somebody please explain" she smiled brightly directing her comment towards hermione whose face was bright red. she shook her head trying to contain her laughs .

"remus" "yes sirius?" "why are so many women obsessed over this cedric fella?" "dont ask me sirius" 

"because he is one of the most gorgeous men of all time. i could go for days talking about him. have i ever had a single conversation with him before? yes. yes i have. i was reading a book in the library and he said he was reading the same one as me. he then sent me one of those smirks which make me fall even more head over heels for him. i just dont get it. why couldn't i befriend him in my first year? like i know hes in  his 6th year and im only on my 4th. but still. there's no limit to love. it's like that one grandma and man dating on tiktok. anyway. he could spit in my face and i would say thank you. run me over with a truck and i would apologize for getting in his way. this man. i would do anything for him. get on my knees. oh my goodness im so sorry not at the breakfast table. but that man surely has a spell on him to keep his face and hair in such a perfect shape. " hermione stated daydreaming about cedric with a smile on her face. everyone stared at her but then started applauding for her amazingly well done speech. including ron. that probably made him fall more in love with her anyway. thanks hermione. 

"hermione does he even know your name?" ginny questioned looking at her expectantly "um no. i dont think so. but honestly im perfectly fine with that. i've see his face and that's enough for me. pushed me over my limit." 

"ok well now that calls it. let's get on our way!" arthur said brushing off the earlier topic. 

she speaks!

hello. everybody. i was going to try and fit the quidditch world cup in this too but honestly cant be bothered <3. be happy that this is out! 

i hope you enjoyed the little sneak  peak into their 4th year. 

have a good day/night <33.