Loki x (male) Reader Oneshots

Killer

850 words

You are thrown into a transparent cell, white light everywhere, smooth floor and someone lightly chuckling

"God, here we go again"

You have been imprisoned many times in your life, since you had lived over a thousand years. And you just could not stop killing your enemies, it was the only way you could forgive them. So here you were after violently killing a large gang of hooligans who decided to mess with the owner of your favourite restaurant, afterall, it was so easy to get revenge with your Godly strength against those puny humans

You scan the cell and only see a man leaning on the wall of the cell. From the quick glance you took you saw he was wearing green and black leather, accented with plates of gold

He was looking you up and down with a wide handsome grin on his face

"What are you looking at Mr. Greeny?"

He chuckled, "Someone forgot to wash off their victims, thats all"

You looked down and at your warped reflection in the cell wall, you were still covered in bright red blood from head to foot

"I got a bit carried away, alright!"

The guy raised an amused brow and rolled his eyes

You sighed, and started to scan around to find the best way to escape without leaving a trace. You punched the wall with half force to see if it felt smashable. It felt pretty indestructible. You sigh again, this cell was the most expensively designed one you've been in

You grunt and curse under your breath and also kick the wall for good measure

The man's chuckle rings again and you give him an evil glare

"I suppose I should introduce myself since you won't be escaping here anytime soon, I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am-"

"Shut up. I don't care" you continue to look around at the odd control panels on the outside of the cell

"Ooo, you are feisty little demon boy"

Demom boy? How did he know?...

"How would you know if were a demon or not?" You were confused but showed a sarcastic, playful grin

Loki slowly, but with power walked closer to you, almost a foot away

This forced you to look at him properly, he had long, wavy, raven hair and a smooth, sharp, pale face and a pair of bright blue eyes. You took his appearance in and it stired something inside of you

"I saw you about 500 years ago, you were chasing a frightened boy like a lunatic, i couldn't forget your face, it was rather hilarious, from then I noticed that you were not human, since your body appeared to be half of Muspelheim, I have encountered you plenty more times doing lots of strange things to satisfy your demonic needs"

"You recognise me? How do you know about- oh, Asgard?"

You watched as he laughed, you weren't going to lie, it was rather hot

He stepped closer and leaned in to whisper in your ear "wouldn't you like to know"

You audibly gulped, thinking about what you could say next

"I would say you have more a Jotun build, no?"

"I see you are quite the detective, I too can play that game, I always wondered why I never caught you in Muspelheim, perhaps you are running, given the fact that you are wanted almost everywhere tells me this isn't your first time in a cell.", He traced your jaw with his finger, "Pity you won't be able to escape without me"

You bravely stepped closer to him, "you have no idea what I'm capable of" you gave him an evil glare that matched his

The tension between you was throught the roof

"Oh little demon boy, be careful what you say, you may give me the wrong idea" his smile grew wider if that was even physically possible

Your heart was pumping gallons as Loki's hand snaked around your waist

"Well I- hmmph" your words were cutting off by a pair of soft, eager lips. You wrapped one arm around Loki's
Torso and another in his hair as he moaned into your mouth

"OH MY F*CKING GOD!!"

You quickly let go and turned to the voice that just walked into the room with another

"IT HAS LITERALLY BEEN TWO SECONDS! STEVE I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!"

The other man sighed and face palmed, you turned to Loki who was now hysterically laughing, you joined him as the scene outside unfolded

"Tony, there were no free cells and both of these need a highly secure cell-"

"So you let two gods, two masterminds stay together in a cell, which not only gives them a higher chance of escaping, but obviously it creates a deadly romance too, I'm out!"

"Hey! Tony come back here we still need to-"

The door slamed as the two men left, you and Loki were still laughing

"Mortals are too funny"

"You are right Loki, just turn them against eachother and see the comedy that unfolds"

"Oh yeah? Why not make that a reality?"