Amber heard's makeup catastrophe

Amber heard

Amber heard is going to a party. She is going to her 5th lawyer's funeral ( not like this is new to her ) but she lost her fake bruise cover up makeup and her "water im going to spill on accident then make it look like johnny hit me 500 times before left" water. She pulls out johnny's mega pint of wine  wine and chugs it. This makes her run into her room and pour cocaine in her eyeballs until they go bright red , obviously to make it look like she has been crying for the past 10 minutes. She is about to leave her house until David heard comes to the door telling her that johnny has won the case. This makes her cry her eyes out. Luckily she put superglue on her eyes before putting the cocaine in. She goes to the funeral complaining about how she shat on johnny's pillow and how her dog stepped on a bee 🐝. When she got to the funeral she danced until her father stopped her. It was to bad she had already stood on top of the funeral car taking her lawyer to the cemetery. She then did cry in front of all of the guests. " JOHNNY PUNCHED ME! HE DID!'' she screamed as all the guest boo'ed loudly. She pulled out her "water im going to spill on accident then make it look like johnny hit me 500 times before left" water or what she thought was her "water im going to spill on accident then make it look like johnny hit me 500 times before left" not knowing it was johnny's mega pint of wine  wine and pours it all over her bright pink dress saying he was a fucking dumbass lawyer on the front , back and on a tattoo on her arm. She screamed as her makeup RAN down her clothes. She fell off the Funeral car. The End. So does anybody want do dance now? The end. No like actually this was the story of amber heards death. PLOT TWIST. K so this is actually THE END