A Totem's Warden (DSMP Awesamdude x Foolish Fanfic)

Ch. 1 - WAIT WHAT?!?! The Creeper & The Totem Shark Are Getting Married?!?!?!

*Sam's P.O.V* (Also, Smut Warning!!!)

As I stepped out of the portal going to Foolish's summer home, I was met with an unholy sound from somewhere in his house, and my face immediately went bright charged-creeper-blue as my nose started to bleed a heavy and fast stream of bright, neon, toxic, radioactive green blood. "Holy shit!! What the fuck?! S-S-So Hot!!" I mumbled as another unholy-sounding noise sounded out. 'Wait... Is he in pain or something?! Holy shit!! I better find him quickly!!!' I thought, hearing another groan, and I quickly followed it using my acute sense of hearing to pinpoint it's exact place of origin. As soon as I arrived in an unfinished area of my beloved's summer home, I found him laying on the ground, holding his leg in pain. "FOOLISH!! OH MY GREAT PRIME!! Are you alright, babe?!" I asked him, running over and putting my hands on his giant ass upper arm, and he grunted in shock as he looked at me in relieved hope. "S-S-Sam? Babe?" he groaned, and I blushed at how unholy it sounded to me. "Yes, love. it's me. What happened, baby?" I asked him as he tried to sit up before he winced harshly as his leg touched the ground in pain. "OW!!! FUCK!! It's... it's my... My leg... I.. I think I broke it! I was just building up on that ledge just there, and I slipped and fell. Ow!! Fuck that hurts!!!" Foolish said, and I quickly gestured for him to shrink down a bit so that I could examine his leg. As soon as he shrunk down to about half his current size at his full height of 23'3", I carefully grabbed his foot and pulled it gently, carefully guiding him to place it down on the ground as flat and as softly as possible, causing him to grunt and wince in pain. "Shhhh, love. It's alright. I have an extra healing potion here in my inventory somewhere." I say gently, opening up my inventory before grabbing out a splash potion of healing, and I quickly threw it at his leg before taking out some wool to bandage it up as quickly as possible. As soon as I was done bandaging his leg, Foolish shrunk down to 6'2" in height before I quickly helped him up. I smiled at my love, and gently placed a soft kiss on his lips after pulling my mask off my face, which caused me to receive a gasp of shock from him before he quickly started to kiss me back. "Here love, let's get you inside somewhere that isn't a construction zone! Healing potions don't do enough for a broken bone you know. Looks like we need to get your dad here to look it over, especially since I'm no medical expert, but, until then, absolutely no building!! Yes, I know you love building, but you're literally immobile right now!" I say, and he whined in protest. "Babe. The day you can finally walk on your own again is the day that I let you build again, alright?" I chided, and Foolish just nodded, pouting a bit. "It's boring though!!! You're almost never here!! You're always handing out with Dream in the prison!!!" Foolish said, and I looked at him with a deadpan expression. "I just want to be on his good side just in case, alright?! You're his older brother, and, by default, I'm automatically basically entitled to having to be on his good side if I ever, say, want to ask you to marry me, idiot!!! You forget that Puffy is literally YOUR DAD and HIS MOTHER!! I swear!!! Your little brother is terrifying!!!" I say, blushing heavily, and he looked at me shocked, stopping for a moment before he blushed heavily. "Y-Y-Y-You W-W-Want T-T-To M-M-M-Marry M-M-M-Me???" He asked me, and I swore I blushed so heavily that I turned into a charged creeper right then and there. "Uh... Umm... I mean... Uh... Y-y-yeah... Um... I, um, really would like to sometime later on down the line!! I um... I really do love you, you know, Foolish. You... You make living this cursed life of mine... Well... A worthwhile life to live... I've always never been really good at much of anything romantic wise, but... You've changed that for me. I... I can't really explain it... You're... You're just one of them, I guess... One of The Good Ones. If I lost you, I'd rather blow myself up until I died than live without you." I murmured, pulling him closer to me, and he smiled as tears whelled up in his eyes. "Sam... I can't even begin to find words to describe how adorable that was... But... What if I want to marry you now?" Foolish asked me, and I froze in shock. "Wh-Wha-? Baby... You... You really mean that?" I asked him, and he nodded, hugging me gently. "Of course I do. Honestly, Sammy... I think you're one of the good ones too, and I want you to be mine for life." Foolish said, and I smiled before kissing him gently. "Well then.... Foolish Gamers, Will You Marry Me, My Darling Totem Shark?" I asked, and he smiled, nodding yes frantically as he started to cry. "Yes, yes I will, Awesamdude Creeperī!!" Foolish said, and I quickly pulled him in front of me as the moon rose over the horizon before dipping the totem in my arms and kissing him straight on the lips roughly, my lust for the man finally catching up to me. "mmmhmmm~... Sam.... Haaa.... Sam!! Stop!! What's gotten- mmmmhhmmm?!" I cut Foolish off as I pulled him up from the dip and kissed him again, pulling him closer to me as I licked his lips for permission lustfully. "Wait a minute!! Sam, You... You dirty dirty creeper man!! Are you really asking to fuck me right after I most likely broke my leg?!" Foolish asked, blushing a bit as I grabbed his hips gently. "Please... Your groans from earlier really turned me on, and it's so painful now!!! You send me wild, love, and I haven't seen you in so long!!! Just your voice alone is a turn on at this point!! Yes, I know it's mainly my fault for not visiting, but I've been really busy working on a lot of things currently!" I murmured, and he sighed. "Needy Creeper. Fine! But be careful, alright? We don't want to damage my leg even more!!" Foolish said, and I beamed before quickly and carefully picking him up, causing him to yelp in shock before I saw him turn a completely different and darker shade of gold as he realized that I could easily lift him up and carry him anywhere I liked. "Wait!! Babe!!! How the hell can you even lift me up?!?!?! Let alone carry me?!?! I'm - like - 2,506 tons!!!" Foolish asked, and I chuckled. "You have been here a long time, love, but not as long as I have. I picked up quite a few past times over the millennium. It helps me to get over my anger... Working out, that is. It's one of the reasons I wanted to help build this house of yours. I wasn't really having a good day at the time, and I've found that building really helps me to cool down. Plus, it gives me a work out at the same time, which is a win win situation for me, and yourself as well! Though... I can't wait to feel your hot fucking ass around my dick tonight, my love~!! Mhhhmmm... Just thinking about it makes me want to pound you right here and now~." I purred, and Foolish blushed heavily as I held him closer to me, letting him feel my hard on pressing against his crotch as it grew harder from my sinful thoughts. "Holy... Baby~! You're so hard!! Just because of me, right?" Foolish whined, and I chuckled sexily in his ear. "Only for you... Always just because of you... ALWAYS. Fuck!! Mhhhmmm... Babe~!" I groaned out as he started to subconsciously grind on my crotch as we arrived in his bedroom, and I let out a soft, low, and long moan as I carefully placed him on the bed thanks to him starting to roughly kiss my neck in all the right places gently. "Fuck~!! Baby!! Don't stop doing that~!! Ahh!! It feels so good!!" I moaned, and Foolish immediately started attacking my neck even rougher than before, causing a string of curses and loud, lewd moans to leave my mouth as my creeper instincts started to take over. "FUCK!!!" I screamed as I came in my pants, and I immediately felt the pain of one of my long-forgotten, past relationships coming back at me via a contraction. "Baby? What is it Sammy~Bear? I didn't hurt you did I?" Foolish asked me worriedly, and I shook my head quickly as I layed down next to him in pain. "Past Relationship... Long time ago... Got pregnant. Don't ask. Creepers can get pregnant despite their gender." I explained quickly, and started trying to take off my clothes before Foolish stopped me and took them off himself. "Shhhhh, love. You're doing so well. Shhhh... That's it. Just a little more." He murmured to me as I felt him touch around one of my holes, and I gave a gasp of shock and pain before I gave a huge heave. I gasped for breath a bit as I felt the egg inside of me be pushed halfway out, and I moaned out in blind pleasure as I felt Foolish grab my leg to keep me from lowering it and crushing my only biological child. "Fuck, baby, you're such a good mother. Yeah, just a little more, then we can get you pregnant again, alright?" Foolish cooed, and I felt him caress the skin stretching around my egg gently, causing me to gasp in pleasure before I gave one last final heave as the egg finally slid out of me. "Holy hell, baby!! This egg is huge! How were you able to hide being filled with this big child?" Foolish asked me, handing me the egg as I cooed happily at him. "Wasn't really trying to. If you had observed me closely before now, you'd notice it immediately because you could've told that I was wearing oversized clothing in a failed attempt to hide it." I say, chuckling a bit as my hole convulsed a bit before I then quickly pushed out my placenta. Foolish jacked himself off as I cleaned up my shelled child, and I gasped as I felt him push into me. I looked up at him as he winced from leaning too heavily on his broken leg, and I let out a worried coo as my maternal instincts kicked in thanks to me holding my egg to my chest. Foolish then carefully took it from me and set it to the side before he shifted me over closer to it and laid down behind me before starting to thrust into me. I immediately started to scream in pleasure thanks to my creeper genetics, and I felt him cum into me about five times in only about ten minutes. "Fuck!! You're so tight, even after giving birth, love!! Shit!! I fucking love your ass!! Ahhh!!! Fuck!!! Shit!!! I'm fucking cumming again, baby~!!! Yeah!! Fucking take all my fucking gold and emerald cum!" Foolish moaned into my ear, and I moaned loudly as he came one final time before pulling out. I felt myself close up again, meaning that I was indeed pregnant again with HIS child, and I moaned at the feeling of my womb sealing up. I wasn't tired yet, so I carefully made a temporary nest out of the bed sheets and then rolled over before grabbing my fiance's legs and spreading them apart to allow me in between them. Foolish seemed to understand what I wanted and he rolled over onto his back before spreading his legs apart, presenting me his ass as he shook in a bit of fear and hesitation at the size of my dick. "I'm not going to just shove it in love!!! That would just be cruel and painful, and, honestly, I just wanna make you feel good~. Just like you did for me~!!" I murmured, putting my fingers in front of his mouth, and he looked at me surprised before smiling at me thankfully and wrapping his lips around my fingers erotically, causing my dick to twitch excitedly as he gave me an impressive show to watch. After I thought my fingers were lubed up enough, I carefully pulled them out and then pushed one of them into Foolish's hole after confirming that he was okay with it. I smiled gently at him, carefully pleasuring his hole after he hissed in pain, causing him to let out a soft groan as I continued to pleasure him with just one finger for now. He gave a grunt, catching my attention as he pushed against my hand, silently begging me to add another, to which I confirmed with him before doing so. I didn't want my beloved to feel uncomfortable with anything I did, so, consent was a must have for me in any relationship, no matter who it was with. About thirty minutes later, I was finally comfortable with actually fucking Foolish, but I confirmed that he was really ready for it by looking him in the eye. "Go ahead. I-I-I'm ready~!! Just push it in god damnit!! I didn't go through all that prep just to back oUUT!! MMM!! OH FUCK!!! SAM!! S-SO B-B-BIG!!! AAAAHHA~~!!! FUCK YES~~!!!" Foolish moaned as I slowly pushed in after his first confirmation, and I sucked in a sharp breath as I felt my gland at the base of my dick start to grow in order to lock me inside Foolish for about a week. "Sam!! Why'd you stop~?!" Foolish asked, whining as he pushed against me, and I grunted. "Do you want to breed with me, Love? I'm not saying this to be kinky. I'm asking you this for real. Breeding with me has it's downsides and it's benefits, thus, I wanted to ask you before I go any further." I asked, and Foolish paused for a moment in shock of my question before some more not-so-innocent versions of both his 'I am thinking about something important to me, so go away' and his 'I am confusion, can you please reiterate that to me again' expressions crossed over his face before a look of lewd realization took the crown, causing me to chuckle. "Yes. Please. Breed me, My Timeless Warden~! I just want to bear your kids, please!!" Foolish moaned, and I nodded before pushing my knot into him and beginning to thrust. I let out a string of curses, grunts, moans, and groans as I fell deep into a breeding trance from the pleasure that I was receiving from my fiance's ass, and I could hear him doing the same as I also felt him clawing at my back, making deep, pleasurably painful, slightly bleeding marks on me.

*Seven Days Later*

As soon as I felt myself about to cum into my lover for the last time this week, I leaned down and bit his neck, marking him as mine and mine alone for the rest of eternity, even in the afterlife. I felt my knot swell one last time, and I thrust into Foolish as deeply as I could go without hurting him or even killing him, cumming instantly as we moaned into each other's necks. I then let go as the last drop of cum left my dick, and pulled out slowly before picking up my egg and hugging it close to my chest as Foolish pulled me close to him, cuddling with me. "Hey, Puffy? Can you check on Dream? I made sure to add you to the 'allowed' list, so you should have an official Warden's keycard given to you when you enter the prison the next time. I haven't been there in a week because... Um... I've kinda been spending some... Uh... Personal Time... With Foolish at his summer home. Anyways, thanks! I'm tired, so I'm going to nap for a bit before I head over to the prison myself. Bye, and thanks again!!" I messaged Puffy, And all I got was a 'i did not need to know that' emoji and an 'ok, yeah, I'll check on him!' in response before I yawned and fell asleep on Foolish's chest.