BABA GRILL X HER ZADDY

MY zaddyyy

HEY BABA GRILL (you know who you are)

ANYWAYS ASK AND YOULL RECEIVE

help. wtf am i writing 

yall go to the same school considering this is canonically royal high stereotypes

baba grills pov

THEY SO FUCKING HWAT LIKE ZADDY 

Jakey boo boo bear is playing acinator or wtf its called... they are playing Harley quinn. The Mommy, and ivy, another mommy.

when we both get notifications from the gc...

Zaddy is typing...

god.. THEY ARE JUST *chefs kiss*

my zaddy waddy

my sugar zaddy

jake and emily cant relate.. how sad..

now.. Zaddy looks as HAWT as SHREk THE DADDY, but, a ZADDY

I am a beautiful old goblin elf tingy the ONE the ONLY BABA GRILL. you may clap

Zaddys pov

WHERE ARE THEY THE NEED TO GET TO CHEM OR THEYLL FAIL AGAIN fuckin dumbazzes

i text the gc, GET YO AZZES OVER HERE

time skip cuz im lazy af

3rd person

they all gather after school.

Baba grills pov

me and zaddy stand next to each other as Jake is being a gremlin and emily wemily takes that shit, me and zaddy look at eachother and my zaddy pulls me into porslin thrones  the 'lobby' and slams me into the wall..

Im pinned, shit, they kiss me and lets go, our first kiss.. 

Zaddys pov

baba grill such a good girl

"comon be a good gril and letme have you *lipbite*"

"i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i--i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ii-i-i--i-i-m-m-m-m-m--m-m-m-m--"

"SHhhhhhhhh baba grill..." i wisper

(help, is this smut or just like- ya know what im not gonna go anyfarther thsn makin out...)

(help me like fuckKKKKKKKk i wnna dieee) 

"y-y-y-y-y-y--yy-y--y-y-y-yee-e-s-s-s-s-s -z-z-z-z--z-z-z-z-z--z-z-z-z-z-z-z--z-A-A_A_AA_d-d-d-d-d--dd-y-yy-y-Y-Y-Y_Y_y"

"good girl" i suductivy say..

we start kissin passonatly

i knelt down and pulled a dimond ring out a layer cuz, yaknow orge, layers... (im funny laugh)

i sing "MARRY ME (baba grill) YOULL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE! I.LOVE.YOU. AND THATS ALL I RLLY KNOW!!"

Baba grills pov

OMG A PROPOSALL 

"y-y-y--y-y-y-y-y-y-y-" i get cut off

"So baba grill!" he snaps in a suductive way, i like it

"y-yEs Z-zz--zAAA-A-A-A-aaD-D-dd-d-d-d-d-d--Y-Y-Y-y-" i get out of myself

"good girl"he follows with "safe word is pinapples *smIRk*" I have to hide my RED face

we walk back to see that emily wemily and jaky booboo bear fighting with swords..

Me and zaddy look at eachother and we exchange the same thought... pinapple and whoever wins. 

as jakey slayghs the witch emily wemily we all look at eachother and just think.. *smirk smirk* (wink wink)

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WTF DID I JUST WRITE...

AND NO THIS IS NOT HOW WE ACTUALLY ACT THIS IS JUST HOW I PRESERVE THE CHARACTERS\\

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, also lmk if there are any situations or if i need a o\part 2 (yes more shit gos down and there is PLENTY for a pt2) ANYWAYS HOPE YOU HOS ENJOYED