Male Y/N Walks into RM'S Room.
HELLO MOO MOO MILK😏-Y/N
He Looks up and Glares at you from his desk.
GET THE HELL OUT😑-RMY/N Walks closer to RM'S Desk.
~HEY~ LET ME SEE YOUR MOMMY MILKERS😏-Y/N
RM Stands up quickly.
I'LL HIT YOU😠-RMY/N Moves even closer.
You put your hand over his clothed chest.
LET ME SEE THOSE BIG DITTIES🥴-Y/NRM Quickly slapped your hands off and roughly picked you up and threw you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
YOU BAD BAD BOY😠-RMRM Places you on the living room couch and quickly runs away.
You look around and spot a sleeping yoongi.
You stand up and quietly walk over to yoongi.
Hovering over him leaving an inch of space between your faces.
You stare deeply at him until he slowly opens his eyes.
HELLO MEOW MEOW🥰-Y/N😳WHAT THE HELL Y/N-YOONGI
He quickly sits up and you back up.
YOU CREEPY ASS😨-YOONGIHEHE WHAT DO YOU MEAN KITTY😘-Y/N
NAWR GO AWAY YOU FOOKER IT'S TOO EARLY FOR YOUR SHAT😑-YOONGI
Y/N ran towards the kitchen as he hears Jin Hyung's voice.
OML YOU TALL HANDSOME MAN😍-Y/N
You say as you make your way towards him.
HUH! OH THANKS Y/N-JINCAN I KISS YOUR HANDSOME LIPS😏-Y/N
He stares at you shocked.
NO WEIRDO🤨-JINAWE WHY😞-Y/N
You look at him with big Puppy Eyes.
BECAUSE I SAID NO😑-JINAND IF YOU SAID YES COULD I KISS YOU😘-Y/N
NO😤-JIN
Y/N Sadly Walks away.
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FanfictionBTS x Male Reader Just weird BTS things. Funny stuff. Stupid stuff. Crazy stuff. Weird stuff. Dumb stuff. Crack head energy. And some gay shiii. JUST ME BEING STUPID 🤡😅🥲😭👍🏼 (Just for fun nothing real, or really related to BTS and their...