Horimiya Collections

Incorrect Quotes II

Yuki: "So Toru, why did you get beat up the other day anyway?"

Ishikawa: "I pushed Miyamura too far and pissed him off. Don't ever piss that guy off. You'll end up like me and Sengoku."

Yuki: "Uh.. Okay."

Meanwhile

*Infront of Hori*

Shindo: "Yow, Miyamura! So how many times a day do you and Hori-san make love? Also, have you used protection in all of them?"

Miyamura proceeds to beat Shindo up mercilessly, while Hori watches.

Hori frowned: "The world is so unfair. I wish Shindo-kun and I swapped places."

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Yuriko: "Is something burning?"

Kyosuke: "Just my love for you."

Yuriko: "Dear, the toaster is on fire."

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Ayasaki: "I actually have a black belt."

Kono: "In what, karate?"

Ayasaki: "No, from Gucci."

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Iura: "I'm incredibly fast at math."

Sengoku: "Alright, what's 30x17?"

Iura: "47"

Sengoku: "That's not even close."

Iura: "But it was fast."

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Sengoku: "WHY?! why did you give Kyo-chan a KNIFE?!"

Yoshikawa: "She said they felt unsafe."

Sengoku: "Now I feel unsafe!"

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Ishikawa: "Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?"

Yoshikawa: "You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house."

Hori: "You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million."

Yoshikawa: "Good thinking."

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Yuriko: "Kyoko, keep an eye on Kyosuke today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched."

Hori: "Sure, I’d love to see Kyosuke get punched."

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Yanagi: "Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container."

Iura: "The cow???"

Yanagi: "What?"

Iura: "Akane, W H Y?"

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Tanihara: "In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?"

Miyamura: *turning to Shindo* "How tall are you?"

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Store Worker: "Would a Mr. Miyamura please come to the front desk?"

Miyamura arriving at the desk: "Hello, is there a problem?"

Store Worker points to Sawada, Sota, and Yuna.

Store Worker: "I believe they belong to you?"

Sawada, Sota, and Yuna, simultaneously: "We got lost :("

Person A: "I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-"

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Yoshikawa: "Why are your tongues purple?"

Hori: "We had slushies. I had a blue one."

Miyamura: "I had a red one."

Yoshikawa: "oh"

Yoshikawa:

Yoshikawa: "OH"

Ishikawa:

Ishikawa: "You drank each other's slushies?"

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Shindo: "Your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship! Your membership has been renewed!"

Miyamura: ........

Miyamura: "Is there a 'return to sender' option?"

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