M Y E X

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Joe was embarrassed because I heard his wonderful song. I couldn't help but go and kiss his cheek. He flipped the pancakes and made the bacon. About 23 minutes later he finally finished breakfast. We both decided that we would watch a movie. We picked the titanic. I was bored so I scrolled through Twitter. Only to find that my ex wants to get back together. He called me about 5 times during the movie. I got fed up with it so I answered his call. It went something like this.
Jake: Hey Mary Kate what's up?!
Me: nothing watching a movie you?
Jake: I'm a Walmart
Me: so what do you want?
Jake: I want to get back together
Me: NO WAY!
Jake: yes way I've been thinking and I want too
Me: too bad so sad I'm with someone so much better than you. His name is Joseph Sugg
Jake: fine be that way but your probably going to miss me
Me: no I won't
Me: ( hangs up)
He only wants to get back together because he is jealous, I wish he would just move on.
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A month went by and that stupid dreadful week has come. Period time. I hate this month so bad! But it gives me an excuse from doing chores and plus I can eat whatever I want whenever I want. But jake called while I was in the bathroom so joe answered it. When jake heard joes voice I could hear jake screaming from the phone. And I was in the bathroom down the hallway! Joe decided that he would handle this in a friendly manner so he met Jake at the abounded supermarket on west street. Joe just went there to talk to him but jake went there to fight him. Joe decided that I stay here just incise things do get ugly. So I listened and stayed at the apartment. Joe came back an hour later with a bloody cut open lip, Black eye and the worst cut ever on his forehead. I quickly tried to heal his wounds but he wouldn't let me. He just let them sit there in the open air.
A U T H O R S N O T E
I hope you guys enjoy the book
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