Bish-

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" I'm LAte!! " Jungkook screamed at no one in particular,holding a pair of mismatched socks.

"SOCKIEEEE-WHERE ARE YOU ?!" The confused little bunny crawled on the floor looking for a certain sock with hearts on them while his nose twitched every once in a while in annoyance.

Just as he was about to give up and wail ,a pair of feet landed right infront of him...a pair of feet with socks...and on the left foot was jungkook's one

"YUGYEOM! THAT'S MINE!" Junfkook screamed accusing, rapidly pointing at his beautiful sock occupied by an imposter.

Yugyeom yawned and scratched his neck,not giving a shit about how Jungkook was turning red with each second.

"We are mated kooks. Soulmates in fact. A little sockie-sharie is not a problem, eh"

" But why does that have to include my socks??! Yugie, you know I would give my life for you, but please understand that socks are out of the question. They.are.mine." jungkook pouted hard

Yugyeom looked at jungkook dramatically "you would give your life for me?" He whispered.

Jungkook nodded "of course ! Except if your meant to die, you know. Like if a bullet is coming towards you, imma not gonna jump in front cause that'll be hella dumb. You can't just outrun that weapon ! That's offensive to the bullet itself !!

" What if my crazy ex tries to kidnap me and forces me to marry them-?" Yugyeom asked very seriously

Jungkook looked at his best friend confused "But you don't have an ex-"

"Answer the question" he got cut off.

"I don't think they'll keep you for long yugie, pretty sure your kidnapper would dump your ass back in the dorms in 20 minutes"

Yugyeom looked horrified at jungkook, "So you wouldn't give a shit about someone kidnapping me??!! SAY NO MORE! BeGOnE TrAiToR !

Jungkook rolled his eyes, " isn't the word 'kidnap' a bit overestimated? I'd rather call it a 'Surprise adoption' "

Yugyeom blinked.

"Now give me back that damn sock !"

Yugyeom found himself staring upside down at the living room as a certain bunny boy flipped him over to remove his sock..

~ 1 HOUR Later~

"So tell me jungkook, you finished this assignment quickly than the rest..what really inspired you to do it faster? " The science teacher, Mr. Ryuu inquired, his eyebrows lifted in surprise .

"The deadline " jungkook deadpanned with a straight face.

Ryuu sighed in korean. This was far by the most hardest class he taught. Period.

He turned around to look at yugyeom's work, who had only 3 wrong..

Out of 5 questions.

Mr.Ryuu exhaled loudly while slamming his ruler on the table making the half asleep boy jump.

"In the end of this ruler, there's an idiot" he exclaimed loudly

Yugyeom who just woke up, stared confused at the teacher "which end?"

.....

"Bwahahahaaaa!!!" Jungkook squeaked loudly making Ryuu frown deeply.

"Well I hope you laugh the same while in detention boys"

With that happy note, he dismissed the class.

~In detention ~

"I'm boreeed" jungkook whined loudly, smacking yugyeom's arm.

"I know right, I dont even know why we got to school anymore!

Maths, we have a calculator
Science, we've got internet
In history, almost all the guys are already dead anyways! "

Jungkook sighed, not wanting to argue with his best friend

"Hey wanna listen to a joke?"
Yugyeom excitedly asked

"No" Jungkook rejected with a straight face.

"Come on . Knock knock!"

"The door's open" jungkook replied uninterested.

"Bish-"

"Looks like you two are having a great time " Mr Ryuu interrupted, his glare visible from the thick glasses

Jungkook and yugyeom both gulped and quickly buried their noses on the book infront of them.

"Psst, kook, ask Him to let us go early" yugyeom whisper yelled at jungkook who was trying to understand a math problem. Underline the word trying. Quite literally.

"No you ask. Ur idea anyways" jungkook replied nonchalantly, totally not because he was scared of the 6 foot 5 tall teacher.

"Come on. One puppy eye look and behold everyone would fall on their knees!" Yugyeom rolled his eyes.

" No"

"Yes"

"No!"

"No"

"Yes"

Yugyeom smirked. Looks like his '10 psychology ways to bullshit your way through life 'book worked.

Jungkook sighed and looked at the teacher who was reading a book. Possibly the dictionary.

"Umm. Mr Ryuu..?"

The teacher looked up to see jungkook's doe eyes peeking from his bangs. "Yes jungkooka?" He kindly asked.

"MY FRIEND WANTS TO ASK SOMETHING"

"BITCH!" Yugyeom screamed

"LANGUAGE !" Mr Ryuu yelled loudly.

"Yugyeom sit down. I dont have the energy to argue with you. " Ryuu exhaled loudly and slumped on his chair.

Jungkook laughed happily all the while yugyeom had to write a 2 page essay on 'how I will not curse my friend infront of a teacher'..

.....

YEP IMMA BACK BISHESSS!!

SORRY FOR THE DELAY BUT SCHOOL STARTED AND ITS SUCH A DRAAAG

ANYWAYS

AS ALWAYS,

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