Rant #5

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1. Three Mysticons and a Baby. So after they went through the whole turning Zarya into a toddler thing, Tazma almost murdering a bunch of orphanage kids, and not to mention the fact that Mrs. Sparklebottom almost murdered Arkayna, they still didn't get the right information that they went for in the first place! So even if Lateensia didn't do the whole "only pixies and babies are allowed in", it would just be misinformation that would've gotten the same outcome. I dunno, it just seems like such a waste of time...

2. This is from the same episode. Remember that scene where Arkayna calls Lateensia as Gawayne as a distraction. So she asks her about her day, and Lateensia goes "Gawayne! You never ask me that!" How are you gonna call your girlfriend and not ask her how her day was??? How are you gonna call someone in general and not ask them how their day was? Not even a 'Hi, how are you?' before you just start talking about yourself for like two hours?! Knowing he's the king, what if he was being offered a trading deal with a business or something and you can't even ask the person on the damn phone how their day was?! And then you wonder why she broke up with you...

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Why did I think that this was a birthmark? Because of Proxima Starfall? I know I'm not the smartest person, but damn

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Why did I think that this was a birthmark? Because of Proxima Starfall? I know I'm not the smartest person, but damn... Also, why is it that Astromancers are susceptible to their own magic? When Proxima, or any Astromancer, hits people with their star magic, it never leaves a mark. And the one time Em deflects Proxima's blast, it leaves a damn scar on her face.

4. The Spectral Dragon. So from the looks of it, it's kind of just there for Necrafa to tame during the dragon wars and most likely even before that, and we know that the mask told her to unleash a Spectral Dragon, a being that we're told can only be unleashed due to the combining of the twin stars, Arkayna and Zarya. So then how was it able to exist during the Ancient Dragon Wars? You're telling me that Necrafa can just summon anything she wants? If that was the case, couldn't she just summon another Spectral beast any time she felt like it? This might be far-fetched, but maybe twins existed in the bloodline before that? There's no way Arkayna and Zarya are the only ones...

5. This might sound weird, but Alpha Galaga and Big Nova knew that Queen Goodfey was having twins before she was even alive. How does everyone just casually find this normal?

6. The Edge of Two Morrows. I can't be the only one who thought that Piper not wanting to be a Mysticon came out of nowhere. I'd prefer it if there was a certain buildup to having that as a plot point for an episode. And I bet if it was Arkayna or Zarya, they would've had one, and the whole wish thing would've been justified...

7. I just found this funny for some reason. Zarya Moonwolf is Mysticon Ranger. Mysticon Ranger's animal spirit is literally a damn wolf. My only question is why?

8. There's a scene in Scourge of the Seven Skies where the Pink Skulls are partying on Arkayna's balcony. And if you look closely...

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