"We are making you a god." Zeus said.
"Hold on a sec, Dime Store Sky Daddy. I gotta speak with my consultant."
He pulled Annabeth off to the side. "What should I do?" He asked. "Accept! This is a once in a hundred lifetimes opportunity!" She said.
He stepped back over. "I'll do it. On one condition. Bestie gets to be a god to." He said pointing to Annabeth.
"Tick tock, dime store sky daddy. I got shit to do." Percy said, checking his manicure in a way that made Aphrodite smile.
"Fine." Zeus grumbled. "I ain't got shit to do now! I'm a god, I'm above that shit! Me and Wise Ass can go work off some steam by shooting thin glass bottles with an uzi."
Zeus looked slightly terrified, but continued. "You won't sleep tonight because your blood will disappear and gold ichor will start protruding light sweat inside your veins and arteries. Have fun!"
"I will! I have a pain kink." Was all Percy said.
