Y/n: Hey love!
Mione: hey bubs! Happy pride!
Y/n: Happy pride darling
Mione: what are you about to do?
Y/n: I'm about to eat you...
Mione: ......
Y/n: jokes jokes mione babe
Mione: who said you can't right now?
Y/n: I'll be there in 2.1 seconds
Mione: wha-
2.1 seconds later Y/n was at Hermione's house
And they fucked until 4am
