"Yo bro." Heizou eyed.
"Sup bro?" Kazuha repeyed
"Nuttin much." Venti murmeyed.
"Sheesh." Xiao crieyed.
"Zamn guys." Jean saieyed
"Can I eat Albedo?" Sucrose gusheyed.
"uwu." Sayu eyed.
Scaramouyche then walked up to Heizou and slammed his hand on the table. He scrunched his nose and licked the air.
"Ah that's hot." He said.
That was when all of a sudden Raided Shotgun came desended from Celestisa and pulled him by the ear.
"Bro." She said.
"Why you akways gotisa abuse me mother?"
"Because I don't like DUH." Raided said.
That was when Heizou cried and fell into the abyss.
All of a sudden, a random ginger haird guy came and started dancing and twerking as if he was Cardi B or something like seriosuly that guy has soemoting wrong in his head.
"Bro." Cyno said.
"OMG CYNO!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" I said .
"Omg, hi Raiden Shogun wanna elope with me to Sumeru, I'm sure the people of the Eremite society will welcome you~"
My face went red as I started running laps around the ancient pyramids.
Cyno followed me of course cause he's so loyal and everything.
"Cyno when. Cyno when." Yelan said
Everyone else (including me) started chanting Cyno when because Cyno when?????????
"NEVER" Hu Tao laughed.
THat wss when Kazuha came to me and
"Mother, I farted and now Scaramouche won't go near me :( " Said Kauzha
"Omg, can you both go into a hole and die in it?" I replied like the girlboss I was.
"What. did . you . say. to me?!??!?!"
"Hows your friend doing bestiay-"
ALL OF A SUDDEN IT STANK
AND I MEAN IT
I WAS PRACTICALLY DYING.
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The time I got reincarnated into Scaramouche
Random"Oi you, are you flirting with my babe!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" A certain purple haired dude inquired. The guy with the white hair looked at him and pulled a flustered emoji "Zamn." He murmered. The maroon haired boy went close to Scaramocuhe and cutely kiss...
