Happy Little Accidents

Part 1

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" Bakugou Katsuki, you are fired" " huh fired!? What did I do!?" " Well patty told us that you stole money from us at 10pm last night" "patty!!! She hates me and b-" " I do not want to here another word from you. Get out before I call security" " ugh!fine you piece of shit" I ran out the store.

' that piece of shit boss, he knows my work hours are from 7am to 8pm! He just wants to get rid of me...fuck' a single tear rolled down my cheek " what am I going to do now..." ' I need a drink' I took out my phone and called ??

Bakugou: yo
??: Hey bakubro! Why are you calling me at this time of night
Bakugou: meet me at *** bar in 40 minutes
??: Why b-
This call has ended

At the bar

" Bakubro you're here!" " Of course I am Denki. I'm the one that called you here" " I know I just thought that you were joking or something" "ugh" " well why did you call me here?" "... I-I lost my job" " what.. bakugou...are you okay" " I'm fine you dork... I just wanted to ask you if I could move in with you..." "Of course bakubro!" " Mm bartender can we get your strongest drink" " coming right up" after a few minutes the bartender came with our drinks " thanks man " Denki drank his while I chugged down mine. " Wow dude! Don't just chug it down!" I finished the drink " shut up... I need a drink" " what you already had one!" "Shut up... Two more no make it three" " coming right up sir" I grabbed one of the drinks and chugged it down " you know what you need right now bro a good fuck" " what do you see what I'm wearing right now? I can't get a date like this!" I was wearing a oversized white t-shirt and black shorts " bro have you seen yourself. You could get any man you want with the bat of a eyelash" " well I could... Fine" I got up from my seat ' too old, too pervert looking too-' I looked around and saw a man looking uncomfortable. He had green hair and emerald eyes. He was buff but he looked like a softie. I walked over to him and took a seat.

" Hello there mister~ why are you here all alone~" " nothing just being a wingman for a friend of mine" " wow~ really" I put my hand on his thigh. For a second his breath hitched. " Well aren't you a sensitive one~" I slowed moved my hand up. He grabbed my hand and pulled me towards him " ah! You! Don't scare my like tha-" he grabbed my chin and made me face him " you messed with the wrong person doll~" He pulled me out of the bar. " Wanna go to a hotel " " absolutely~"