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The episode opens to show an episode of Pretty Pretty Pegasus, Raven and Y/n's favorite program. Butterbean and Sparkle face are imprisoned in a purple-pink dungeon with blue bars. 

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Butterbean says, "It's no use, Sparkle face! We'll be trapped in this candy dungeon FOREVER!"  "Don't give up, Butterbean." Y/n says. Beast Boy laughs. "Great. Right in the middle of the best part of Pretty Pretty Pegasus!" Raven says. Robin pointing to himself, and he says, "And so," He kicks. "I kicked another dirt monster into a furnace, and then I was all," Robin says. He points at ground.  "I bet that really burns you up." He finishes. Cyborg follows Robin to the living room, laughing. "Like a metaphor. Boo-yah!" Cyborg says. Beast Boy laughing as he sits down. "That's too much, dude." He says. Robin chewing, mouth full. "He didn't hear me though," Robin says.  He smacks lips. "He was on fire." Robin said. He bites the sandwich. As crumbs from Robin and Cyborg's sandwich fall on her head. "Ugh. Seriously? You guys eat like animals." Y/N says. Beast Boy as a pig eating the sandwich noisily and messily. "Uh ... uh ... so good." Beast Boy says. Y/N stares at Beast Boy. "What, Y/N?" Beast Boy asked. "Well, I guess you get a pass, but" Y/N states. She looks up at Robin and Cyborg. "you two are disgusting." Cyborg says, "Sorry, it's just Robin makes the best sandwiches." Robin says, "It's true. I've developed a sandwich design that will take your mouth on a flavored journey." Beast Boy transforming back into his human self. "A flavored journey worth a journey of its own!" He said. Cyborg says, "Oh, yeah. I'd crawl over a hundred miles of broken glass for this sandwich!" Beast Boy says, "I'd drive across the country in a car that smelled like Cyborg's BO for this sandwich!" He laughs. Cyborg says, "Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me away from this sandwich!" Beast Boy says, "Well, yeah! I'd do some ... uh ... incredibly difficult stuff for that sandwich ... actually!" "So, you're saying you'd leave the tower if I told you where to find a good sandwich?" Y/N asked. Robin says, "Sure, but it would have to be a legendary sandwich, like mine!" Y/n and Raven floats off the couch. "There is an ancient sandwich of power, hidden away from those who'd would use its power for evil." Raven says. Robin says, "Ha, okay, first of all that's dumb and you made it up. Second, even if it is true, my sandwiches are the best! Period."  "Oh, but it is true. Behold!" Raven says. A book, Ancient Legends appears, and falls in her arms. Kaya enters with mini in her arms. "Oh, is it story time?" Kaya asked. Y/N Voice-over, "In an age long forgotten, an old king summoned his Sandwich Wizard. The king commanded him to create a sandwich of power. The Sandwich Wizard labored in his tower for six days. On the seventh, he brought the sandwich before the king, and it was glorious. It would grant him eternal life so he could rule his kingdom forever. It was also delicious." Robin, Kaya holding Mini, Beast Boy, and Cyborg are gathered around the couch and awe in delight. Beast Boy asked, "Delicious?" Raven Voice-over, "night, the prince betrayed the king and tried to steal the sandwich. The old king was heartbroken. He realized the sandwich was too powerful. It had to be destroyed. So, the ingredients were hidden on the far corners of the world, watched by the fierce Sandwich Guardians. Legend says" y/n closes book. "It can be reforged if all the ingredients are brought together." Raven finishes. Cyborg says, "We gots to get that sandwich." Beast Boy says, "Oh, man! I wanna eat it twice." "The sandwich would look beautiful in my hair." Kaya said. "No way can it top my sandwich science. What're we waiting for? Titans, GO!" Robin said/asked. Robin leads Cyborg, Kaya who is holding Mini, and Beast Boy into the elevator or which closes upon their entry. Raven floats backs to the couch. "Finally." Y/N and Raven said in union. y/n turns on laptop to resume her show. Sparkle face says, "We have to get the candy keys from Gumdrop Goblin or we'll never make it to Princess Puffballs' birthday party!" "Hey, Y/N, Raven" Robin says. Y/N shuts laptop.  "Uh, I thought you were making a sandwich." y/n says. Robin says, "We have no idea where to look." "There are four ingredients." Raven says. she summons her book and opens it to show the locations. "The mystical bacon is here, on the Lava Lake." she said.  Cyborg says, "I got the heat resistance, baby."  He summons twirling fan. "I'm on it!"  He exits. "The next ingredient is the king's lettuce, buried deep underground." Y/N continues.  Beast Boy says, "I can dig it."  He turns into mole and digs through the floor. "The next ingredient is the stellar tomato, hidden among the stars." Raven says. "I shall retrieve the tomato." Kaya says. Kaya flies through the ceiling.  Robin says, "Okay, let's do this. I assume you left the most dangerous ingredient for the leader of the Titans." Raven says, "Oh, yes. The last ingredient is pretzel bread. It can be found ... at the supermarket. Here's a coupon." Robin sulks to the elevator for his mission. Upon his exit, Raven summons the control panel and programs the TV to play all Pretty Pretty Pegasus marathons.  Sparkle face says, "With the candy keys, we'll be able to make Princess Puffballs' birthday where all dreams come true." Raven says, "You rock, Butterbean." Cyborg arrives at Lava Lake. "Let's see, according to that ancient map, it should be right around here. Boo-yah!" Cyborg said.  He flies into the Lava Lake and looks around until spotting a rock which he blasts, revealing a chest. "Too easy, baby." He says. A Sandwich Guardian looms over Cyborg. "Whoa, Sandwich Guardian!" Cybor said. Cyborg braces himself and is punched away. Beast Boy bunderground and says, "Uh, huh. I'm digging, digging like a pro yo. Digging, dig-" He sniffs. "Oh, yeah! Lettuce! I'm so close I can smell it" he said. He burrows into a cavern and turns into cat to break fall and then to human self. Runs to chest. "Awesome!" Beast Boy said. A Sandwich Guardian looms over Beast Boy. "Ah! Sandwich Guardian dude!" He said. He's crushed by a fist.  Kaya flies to a planet and scans for the chest. Spots it underneath green vines. "This must be the containment vessel for the tomato." Kaya said. Kaya blasts the vines away. "How did anyone manage to transport this Earth fruit to the Lilap system?" she asked.  A guardian grabs Kaya. "Ah! This is an excessive use of force, sir." Kaya said.  The sandwich Guardian throws Kaya who becomes dazed by the impact. She shakes it away as the guardian looms over her. At the supermarket, Robin pushes a shopping cart with an uneven wheel. He struggles to move it and applies an unnecessary amount of force to move it. He crashes into a Bat-O's display stand and over an old man until crashing into an aisle. He switches to a basket and walks to the deli section. Robin addressing the employee and says, "I need some pretzel bread. The freshest you got. Make it quick. This place is really bumming me out." The employee gestures at the ticket dispenser. Robin takes number 78 as the now serving screen turns to 23. "Aw." Robin groans. Cyborg aiming a laser at the Sandwich Guardian. "You're gonna need a fresh drink of water with this hot sauce, baby!" Cyborg said. He fires and hits the robot three times. The Guardian grabs a rock and throws it at Cyborg, crushing him against a boulder. Cyborg blasts the rock to free himself. "Oh, it's on now." Cyborg said.  He activates a jetpack. "Give me that bacon!" Cyborg exclaims. The Sandwich Guardian lifts his fist and is confused to see nothing there. Beast Boy, as a mouse, climbs on his arm, shocking him. Beast Boy as a mouse asked, "Looks, you're pretty angry, huh?" The sandwich Guardian shakes Beast Boy off who transforms into a hummingbird to steady himself. "Hey! Be cool, man!" Beast Boy said. He dodges swats until trapped by the robot's hands which begins to shake until Beast Boy's gorilla form frees itself. "Okay, dude. Let's talk about this face to fist!" BB said. He punches Sandwich Guardian.  Kaya charges her hands and fires at the guardian. The Sandwich Guardian summons a sword and swings at the Titan who dodges each swing. "I am thinking perhaps this is too much trouble for a tomato!" Kaya said.  Kaya fires at the Sandwich Guardian and disarms it.
At the supermarket, the now serving counter turns to 32. 
Robin talking to citizen, "I mean, sure, some people prefer swords or like lasers, but I like to use this staff." He begins wielding his staff, terrifying the citizen. "See? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Right on the head! The knee! Crack! Clavicle! Whatever! It gets the job done." Robin asked/said. The citizen backs away slowly. Cyborg charges at the Sandwich Guardian. He crashes into the Sandwich Guardian's fist who grabs hold of him, rips his arm off, and throws him aside. Cyborg exclaims, "My arm!" The Sandwich Guardian grabs the sword and slices at Kaya which ends with a huge portion of her hair cut off. It flies onto the planet and is engulfed in flames. "My hair!" Kaya yells. Beast Boy dodges a stomp and bites the Sandwich Guardian's leg as an alligator, breaking his teeth. He transforms back into a human. Beast Boy exclaims, "My teeth!" Robin stares at his ticket, rides a shopping cart across the store, and hits his head on the wall as the now serving counter slowly increases. Beast Boy as a bunny dodges the Sandwich Guardian's stomps and jumps over him. He transforms into a squid and sprays ink on the robot's face., Kaya, angry, fires red starbolts from her hands rapidly as the Sandwich Guardian flinches with every impact. Cyborg fires sonic blasts from his arm which hurts his Sandwich Guardian. Robin reads a magazine, picks his ear, and lays on the ground. Kaya punches the Sandwich Guardian's head with a star bolt, blowing it up. Beast Boy dodges attacks as a hummingbird, and turns into a whale, crushing the Sandwich Guardian. Transforming back into a human, he kicks the robot's head in victory. Cyborg summons missile launchers from his shoulders and uses the weapons to blow up the Sandwich Guardian, leaving only a leg. Robin begins to fall asleep at the supermarket when the counter reaches 78 prompting him to happily hold his ticket as delis behind him yell yay. Beast Boy opens the chest and takes out the lettuce and says, "Yes!" Cyborg: opens chest and takes out the bacon and says, "Yes!" Kaya opens chest and take out the tomato and says, "Yes!" Robin reaches into bag and holds out the pretzel bread. "Whatever." He says. Raven Holding Butterbean doll while Y/N is holding Sparkle face. "Oh, look, Sparkle face, it's Licorice Forest." Raven says. y/n ask holding Sparkle face doll. "Isn't that place filled with trolls?"  Holding Sparkle face on the couch. Raven says, "Don't be silly, Sparkle face, it's the home of our new friend, Princess Minisoft. Nice to meet you, Princess Minisoft. Your hair sure is--" Mini eats the Sparkle face doll. "Bad Mini." She reaches into Mini's mouth and takes out the doll when the elevator dings, shocking her. She throws Mini aside and uses her magic to hide any evidence of Pretty Pretty Pegasus as   Kaya, Cyborg, and Beast Boy walk in. "You're back already?" y/n asked. Beast Boy says, "Dude, those Sandwich Guardians were way tougher than we thought." Cyborg says, "Yeah, no kidding, but look." Kaya, Cyborg, and Beast Boy show Raven and y/n their retrieved ingredients, respectively. Raven asked, "You mean the legend's actually true?" Cyborg says/asked, "This sandwich better be worth it. You know how long it's gonna take to build a new hand with one hand?" Robin enters. "Wow. The supermarket was brutal! I barely made it out of there alive. Hey, Kaya, I like what you did with your hair." He says.  He notices the Titans annoyed faces. "What?" Robin asked. Raven is using magic to hold three candles in the air. On the floor, on top of a circular dais, the four ingredients are laid in intervals as Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, y/n and Kaya stare at it.  Raven says, "Now I will speak the ancient legendary sandwich words of power." She opens book. "Choroismo rula tomato pasomi!" Raven spelled. The dais glows golden and the ingredients are lifted into the air. The pretzel bread opens and stacks the lettuce, tomato, and bacon before closing and flashing a bright light which reverts the setting to the kitchen. Lowers the sandwich onto the ground. "The key to immortality and a delicious lunch." Raven said.  Robin says, "Eh, my sandwiches still look better. Well, as team leader and sandwich expert, I should get the first bite." Cyborg mumbles incoherently. "Hold on now! I lost an arm for this sandwich! I should get first dibs!" He said.  Kaya says, "But I lost my hair. Surely that is more important than a hand. I should get the first of bites." Beast Boy says, "Dudes, I should get the first bite. I got the worst of it!" He holds mouth down to show broken teeth. "Look at this!" He says. "How you gonna eat with no teeth? You gonna gum the sandwich down?" y/n asked. The Titans argue over one another until spotting, Mini, now free of his costume, crawling toward the sandwich. He opens his mouth and begins to eat it in one bite as the Titans watch in horror. "Mini, stop!" Robin says. Kaya says, "Mama's little puppy, no!" Beast Boy says while wailing, "That's not for you!" Mini finishes eating the sandwich and begins to float in the air, a crown hovering over his head. An orange background with clouds and a castle on top of one looms in the background as voice chant. The Titans watch as Mini vomits out the sandwich. He lands and crawls away as Beast Boy covers his head in sorrow. Robin says to Raven and y/n, "I told you two that sandwich wasn't great." Robin asked the others, "So, anyone wanna watch Pretty Pretty Pegasus?" Raven and y/n smiles in delight as Beast Boy and Cyborg growl at Robin in annoyance

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