Bill x Dipper one-shots

I am not wearing that

Dipper came home from work and went inside the apartment he shared with Bill. He looked around and didn't see him anywhere, but the apartment was spotlessly clean, which was strange.

"Bill? Are you home?" He set his keys down before checking their bedroom.

Bill smiled as his boyfriend entered the room before walking over to him and kissing him repeatedly. "Welcome home, Pine Tree."

Dipper was a little weirded out, but he was much happier than he usually is. "What are you planning, Cipher? The house is surprisingly clean today. You must want something."

Bill pretended to gasp as he put his hand to his chest dramatically. "How cruel of you, Dipper. I would never plan something mischievous while my loving boyfriend is away at work." He pretended to be hurt by his words, but ended up grinning halfway through his sentence.

"And here I was slaving away, cleaning for my wonderful boyfriend all day." Dipper sighed and gave in. "You cleaned very well today, Bill. Good job." Bill instantly perked up before pulling him into his arms.

"I bought something for you; close your eyes." Dipper stared at him before slowly covering his eyes with his hands. "So you did want something."

Bill smiled as he pulled something out of the closet. "I went to a sex store today because I saw they had some cool stuff in there. You can open your eyes now."

Dipper removed his hands before staring at a pink maid's dress that Bill was holding up. "You must have truly lost your mind; I am not wearing that." Bill frowned, pouting as walked over and held the dress closer to Dipper. "Please, pine tree, I'll cook dinner all week. "

He looked up at him before shifting his gaze to the dress, and a long sigh escaped him. "Fine." He only agreed because he was terrible in the kitchen and didn't like cooking, so he could wear this dress and get it over with, or they could be stuck eating Dipper's burnt dishes. Bill smiled before pulling out a few more items he had bought.

"Don't tell me there's more to that outfit." He was beginning to question whether eating burnt grilled cheese or charbroiled eggs was worth it.

Bill opened the bag and pulled out a cat headband that was included, along with some white stockings. "The cashier helped me pick it out. I think she thought I was buying this for a girl."

Dipper couldn't take his eyes off the dress. He was having flashbacks to when Mabel, Grenda, and Candy dressed him up like a girl, if Bill took out any makeup then he would go start dinner. Bill looked at him and noticed him staring at the overly frilly pink dress. "You know, you don't have to wear it."

Dipper knew that Bill was always up for trying something new sexually; he just didn't expect this. "No, it's fine. How about we eat dinner first? " Bill smiled happily before thinking about what to order for dinner. "I can order takeout, what do you want?"

Dipper crossed his arms. "Nope, since I'm putting on that pink monstrosity, you have to cook dinner tonight."

Bill smiled. He was happy his boyfriend was willing to do this for him, even if it meant having to cook. Cipher enjoyed cooking but won't tell Dipper that.

They ended up eating Bill's stir-fry, and for a psychotic demon, he seems to know his way around a kitchen.He did the dishes before helping Dipper put the outfit on. The stubborn brunette stared at himself in the mirror. It wasn't as bad as he thought it was going to be, but he didn't love it.

As Cipher stared at him while sitting on the bed, he felt his pants get a bit tighter as he began to imagine what he was going to do to Dipper. He bit his lip and looked away, trying to control the thoughts running through his head.