#2 Diet Foodie

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Mom : I'm going to the store, do you need anything?

Me : FOOD!

Mom : Be more specific.

Me : Pizza, a bag of chips, 2 snickers, an ice cream bucket, a carton of oreo and a footlong from subway.

Mom : ...

Me : And yeah, I'm on a diet. So, a diet coke too! ~_*

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