Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨ Extras

June 10th 2022: Asexual day

For an asexual Neito sure did make a lot of sexual jokes. Maybe the sheer amount of kinky shit he said was to compensate for lack of want for sex.

Like sometimes Shoto would catch this mf reading the kinkiest, smuttiest, most unethical morally wrong smut on ao3 at the dinner table with a straight face.

Or he would randomly say things along the lines of, "imagine being tied up and blindfolded and fucked so hard you cry." That being one of the tamer things he had said.

Gays and theys

1-B Prince: kinda want someone to rail me rn

Minizawa: aren't you ace

1-B Prince: yes

Mysterious: so you don't want someone to rail you?

1-B Prince: there's a difference between being railed in my head and actually being railed

Icythot: yall say railed too much just say fucked

1-B Prince: it doesn't have the same effect yk
1-B Prince: anyway i read the most fuckin gruesome smut last night

Icythot: the one you were reading while we were cuddling?

1-B Prince: yes

Mysterious: y'all cuddling without us? that's homophobia. in pride month too, shame on you both

Icythot: you were busy with your patrolling shit

1-B Prince: do you want the link or no?

Minizawa: no, i'm still traumatised from made for breeding

1-B Prince: mmmm that amputation tag do be lookin mighty fine

Mysterious: i say this in the nicest way possible, you need therapy

1-B Prince: who needs therapy when you have ao3

Icythot: that's why you need therapy

1-B Prince: says the one with the trauma

Icythot: yeah, but i'm in therapy already

Mysterious: ayy, same

Icythot: babe we do therapy together

Mysterious: o shit yeah

Gays and Theys

1-B Prince: mmmmmmm i want someone to fuck *me* like that

Minizawa: no u don't?

1-B Prince: shhh

Mysterious: i will never understand asexuals

1-B Prince: good
1-B Prince: guys i'm gonna paragraph

Mysterious: where?

1-B Prince: in your class gc

Mysterious: Neito no-

Icythot: Neito yes-

Gays and Theys

Minizawa: ngl i'm starving

1-B Prince: *spreads legs*

Minizawa: yummy

Mysterious: HHDJWJSHDHJW NOT THE YUMMY

Icythot: yummy yummy hito share your food

Minizawa: no, mine

Mysterious: ours*

1-B Prince: this ass is rated e for everyone

Icythot: get it neito

UA Staff Chat

1-B Prince: @Denki tell ur mum last night was great

Denki: you going for the neglectful parents now?

1-B Prince: she got that supreme sweet pussy juice

Mysterious: Neito *no*-