Don't panic

Don't speak peasant

"Soo...uh the weather is nice" Luke said "Luke stop being awkward" Michael said pulling his skinny jeans up as they walked out of hottopic. and into the parking lot

"so what are we going to do" Ashton asked. "we. are. going. to. have. fun." Michael said, rubbing his hands together. "creepy,but okay" Calum said.

"TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE" screamed Ashton "we don't have a mystery machi-" Calum was saying, before he got inturupted

"oh I wanna be fred, Michael be daphne,Ashton you be shaggy, Calum be scooby." Luke said all excited. "dude....that's an awsome idea" Michael said. but again they didn't have a car

tree man: hey stacy can you pick me up

sharkisha: no

tree man: plzz, I'll be yo friend

sharkisha: ew no I don't want to be yo friend

tree man: stacy your mom has it going on.

sharkisha: bitch fuck you

sharkisha: where you at

tree man: outside hottopic

"I think stacy might come pick us up"Luke told the guys. "ugh, why her, she so ghetto" Calum said

"okay you can walk, calcium" said stacy as she pulled up in her black mini van "get in losers were going shopping" stacy said in a girlish tone

"ew its talking" Ashton said "ew its a wild Ashton" she said. "thats what I said!" Michael chirped.

"Hi mickey mouse" she said waving her hands frantically "then collum is mini mouse" Luke said

"my name is Calum. CA-LUM" Calum said irritated.

"okay condom and friends get in". she said. Calum sighed and the guys high fived stacy.

"THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND" they sang as stacy drove "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL DUMP YOU IN THE TRASH" stacy screamed.

their singing faded away "sharkisha noo" Calum said "ching chong shut yo ding dong" stacy said. the boys made ooo's as Calum's face was crimson red. "whatevs" he mumbled.

~~~~~~~TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY STATE FARM~~~~~~~~~~

they cautiosly sat in stacy's couch knowing if they did something wrong she would twist their arms and break them.

"I thought this was a guys day out" Ashton said "it is, see there's five guys" Calum said "no-" Calum said but was inturupted by Ashton saying "stacy is secrectly a dude" he whispered. "Nah she's actually a robot" Michael said. stacy appered from her basement.

"here's the drinks" she said giggling as she handed the guys a different colored drink "uh...I'm pretty sure you put poison in our drinks" Ashton said looking at his yellow  beverage. "no I didn't, just be glad I didn't put my socks in them like last time" she said smirking.

they drank their drinks, until Michael spoke up "hey why aren't you drinking your's?" he asked. she giggled "I want to see the results". the boys gulped, then it started making sense.

"DID YOU JUST DRUG US OMG OMG," Luke screamed "I'M SORRY I GRABBED YOUR EYELINER" Luke said panicking

"I didn't drug- wAit YOU GRABBED MY EYELINER?!??!?!!!" stacy screamed, she went to attack Luke,

when Ashton started to speak gibberish.

"Chlorine ,you speak Asian what is he saying?!" Michael said "I'm not Asian-" Calum was saying when he was inturupted (again)by stacy.

"oh shit..okay" she said writing something down on her little pad.

"what's going on?" Calum said "nothing is going on chicken fries, who said anything is wrong,what? I think I hear my pet calling me" she rushed down stairs to the basement. "but she dosent have a pet" Luke said quietly.

They then started following her. they opened the basement's door and saw her wearing goggles and a lab coat.

the basement was like a little lab. she started mixing two liquids together,causing the mixture to explode in her face.

The boys gasped,and she turned to see them, her face looking like one of those mad scientist's. "heey there"she said half waving.

the boys stood there,their mouth agape. "y-you are INSANE!" Michael said to her.

"insane is an understatement actually" she spoke as she cleaned her face. "what did you give us?!?!" Luke said. "nothing alarming, just a combanation of uranium,bismuth,iron,annnd titanium. if I'm corrected" she said laughing nervously.

"English please?" Calum said. "lots of scientific shit" she said,rubbing her temples.

"and what will that do to us?" Luke said. "ifofkhjrk" Ashton said. "I'm not sure and what the actually fuck did you just say?" she said looking at Ashton.

"jgkjfvfn?" he said "what? you know what, your just fangirling". Ashton gave her a look, and sighed.

"uh I just want to say that-" Calum started saying when he was inturupted again "shh chocolate cheese" stacy said "LET ME TALK YOU MADWOMAN" he screamed "don't speak peasant" she said shushing him and patting his head.

A/n: yo yo Wat up hommie? Double update whop whop

-pickle jar momma

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