One day, a very sexy man was kidnapped from his studio apartment in Manhattan. The mafia tried everything in their power to get the sexy man back in their hands, since he was so sexy. The entire world was looking for him, he was too sexy to be missing, there were police EVERYWHERE looking for him. But, turns out the sexy man became a king in England, since everyone said he looked better than queen Elizabeth herself. Everyone was so shocked, they wondered how he was so sexy, so he announced "I ONLY EAT PINEAPPLES AND DRINK PINEAPPLE JUICE, THAT IS HOW I'M SO SEXY" the entire world went mad looking for pineapples! But, in reality he had all the pineapples, he wasn't about to let anyone steal his sexiness'. So, the press accused him of stealing all the pineapples and sexiness, and he got kidnapped again! He was tired of this, he was tired of this bullshit, so he ran away to the Bahamas. And lived happily ever after, the end.
