It was a cold and windy night, the rain was pouring and hitting the concrete with a hard pound. As Jeremy smith walked down the street he wondered "why am i getting followed by a random black van?!?" Then, he sees it slow down. Jeremy noticed the van was getting closer by the second, so he ran like the pussy he is. SO the van sped up, crashed into a wall, BUT Mr. Jeremy smith had a giant secret!! And that secret could get him killed, so he ran and ran, he ran straight to the police. Making the doors fly open he screamed "POLICE, HELP, THERE ARE CRAZY MEN TRYING TO KILL ME!!" They all laughed, then he got rammed by a black van! Luckily his secret could save him, He was the DEVIL'S spawn, a Chihuahua. He turned into a chihuahua and started barking at everyone, it made everyone fly away cause it was so loud. Jeremy was glad that he wasn't killed because of his secret,Then he got caught by animal control and was adopted by an old lady, but he ended up falling in love with the old lady. So, they got married and lived out their life together.