Castle Crashers Creppypasta

My Old Laptop

I was about to move out for college, so my mom (the nark she is) yelled at me to clean out the garage. I stumbled my way into our garage and shuffled the boxes around to make it look like i was cleaning. That was when i pulled out a box, and my old laptop fell down and hit me straight on the noggin (ouch) and i was knocked out cold. When I woke up the laptop was in sitting on my crotch."augghh my headdd" i said, rubbing my poor little temples.That was when the laptop opened all by itself."Huh" I exclaimed to myself "kinda weird but okay!"I had a rush of nostalgia going through all 3 of the games on the laptop. Portal, postal, and.... Castle Crashers.. But something was off. The text underneath the castle crashers game icon was blood red, and when my little mouse hovered over it, it ALSO turned red. I shrugged it off, maybe my laptop was just old and busted (like my granny).So I opened the game and began playing the Castle Crashers campaign. While selecting my character, it only let me play as green knight (THE WORST ONE!!) I was outraged! But that wasn't even the worst part! When I booted up the actual game, all my progress had been deleted! "WHAT. THE. FLIP!!" I yelled in my garage. Then my mom came downstairs and yelled at me for being too loud.I continued in the game, I was too stubborn to let all my gaming progress go to waste like that. But now I had to play as green knight? The only character that can't roll attack? This was going to be hard.Thankfully, I got all the golden items and made my way to the dock level. When I arrived, all the pirate npc's had scurvy and were throwing up blood. I thought maybe it was just a funny easter egg and continued onto the boat. But then the carnage began. The ninja enemy characters came onto the boat, and instead of me fighting them, it played these terrifying cutscenes of all the pirates being brutally stabbed and flayed like that one anime gif!! I was so scared i shut the laptop.