-Day 1-
We sat there beside the road to Ruben, a wooden crate with a banner pinned onto it. 'Come join TheBulbminEmpire', it read while Fangy tried to catch everyone's eye. Jarred sat there, looking as if he hadn't slept in days as he inspected his pistols. I sat there, gazing through the darkened wyvern helm, which was quite hard because it went over my eyes. All I could see was the world in a bright yellow, even the wyvern wings and tail looked yellow. I couldn't even distinguish my Illusion Luto's Suit because it looked so yellow, this must be how it feels to be high.
'Oh wait, what am I talking about... I'm always getting high on Jaoquin's potions! Focus, Bulby, Focus! You shouldn't be distracting yourself wi- Who is Fangy talking to?!"
"So you like unicorns too~!? Huzzah~! We are gonna be the best of friends and stuff~!" Fangy smiled happily, handing over a registration form to the man she had just finished talking to.
"I just fill out all this right? Derp." He laughed, scribbling the information on the document, which Fangy had nodded while handing it back to me. "Yup~! Welcome to TheBulbminEmpire, Awa-kun~!"
I glanced down at the paper, seeing Ara Han written on it. I almost budded in to correct her, but whatever... Crazy sisters never change, it was no use. Holding out my hand, I shook Ara's to welcome him in. He kinda resembled my character's class, except he focus more on melee than magic. Jarred soon followed up behind me and shook his hand as well, but before he could do so Ara hugged the two of us tightly. Fangy looked over and gave her puppy dog eyes, pouting and stamping her boots. Ara seemed to notice such and let go of the both of us, giving his attention to her.
"What's wrong, M'lady?" He asked, tilting his head in confusion as Fangy tilted her head back, replying with a simple "I dunno, Awa-kun."
He laughed hugging her tight with the both of us again. Jarred couldn't breath as his face turned a shade of purple. Of course I step up according to my Guild Master ranking and stop such a choking hug.
"Ara, this I believe is a little too tight!" I yell as I am squeezed even harder, but I glance over to Fangy who is not affected by such.
He let's us all go and rubs the back of his head, smiling "Whoops! Derp!"
I tend to Jarred as Fangy and Ara scream to each other about unicorns and anime, I swear my life just gets more insane by the minute. Jarred sputters back to life, finally being able to breath fluently after my medical procedures. The DC twirls his pistols and nods.
"Thanks Doc, I owe you one!"
"How about you repay it now?"
"W-With what?"
"How about you and I go behind that tree and firetruck..." Ara and Fangy try to read our lips from a far, failing on purpose as we can clearly hear them.
"YOU LITTLE BUGGERS, GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!" I scream, chasing after the two who run off screaming with Jarred.
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The Bulbmin Empire: A Journey
HumorThe great epic of The Bulmin Empire, and their journey to save the world and make evil butt hurt. Join the gang in their quest to rid Elrios from The Darkness while also handling the, 'normal', of everyday guild life. Normal has air quotes for a rea...