God X Satan

chapter one (1/3)

Satan: “So, what goes first? The milk or cereal?? I personally think milk goes first. " Satan asked God
God: “wtf? The cereal goes first. What is wrong with you?”
Satan: “what is wrong with me?! Nah bitch.. What's wrong with you? The milk should go first! ”
The argument was getting heated. Satan should just admit his mistake.
God: “GET OUT YOU MONSTER!!!!” God got so mad at that bitch Satan that they're kicking him out!?
Satan: “haha. As if🙄” Satan got some weapons getting ready to go to battle with his husband (God)
God: “behold, I will turn back the weapons of war that are in your hands, with which you shall fight me with. Bitch. ” God has been preparing for this day.
Satan: “wtf? Behold, I am against you, my Lord. ” What is going to happen now!?
Random angel: “wtf? What are you guys doing? Y'all look goofy. And so not holy of you, God.” the angel has obviously been to earth too much.
God: “what? Did you just call ME goofy? I am your lord and saviour and this is how you treat me? Thu shall not treat me. ME. The one and only fine af God!”
Satan: “You dare call me and my husband goofy!? You're going to get a punishment later😒”
Random angel: “what's the punishment....Zaddy satan😏” “oh....yeah.... I forgot you were even here, God. ”
Satan: “ew...go to hell right now😡”
God: “I agree with Satan. GO. TO. HELL. RIGHT. NOW. You goofy ass looking angel.”
Random angel: “sickkkkk. This is going to be so much fun. Demons are probably way better than angels. Omg do they through parties !!?”
The angel then got sent to hell and had the blast of his life.
God: “sooo where were we?”
Satan: “idk...what were we even talking about? ”
God: “idk dude....wanna make out?”
Satan: “yeah...sure.”

They then made out~