material gurl God (2/3)

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by Koythesoy

by Koythesoy

God: "huh, I feel like I forgot something." I wonder what😀
Satan: "hmm it's probably nothing important😊"
God: "oh! It's Jesus. I forgot about my own son lmao "

Jesus suddenly walks in the door covered in dirt-

God: "oh! Hello, my son!"
Jesus: "fuck you dad. How did you forget about me!? You left me on that hellish earth!"
God: "haha...yeah... Sorry lol😋💅"
Satan: ".....👁👄👁"
Jesus: "wtf. I'm going to my room now "
God: "oh okay gurlll slayyyyyyyt💅💋"
Satan: "......."
Jesus: "uhhh.....yeah you too."

Then both Jesus and Satan went to therapy after that ~