Chapter 1.

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Peeter was a old 17 year old boy who had a-lot of excuses, He always made up the dumbest excuses ever like : "I have to log off because i need to take care of my dog" and "sorry guys im watching sonic 3 with my family" Peeter kept making up excuse after excuse until... He was out with some friends and they went to a place called "Wat Mexican". Wat Mexican was Peeter's favorite food place and he always had 4 bean tacos there. Until a waiter named quandale started to work there. "Hi! Im quandale and i just started here, What can i get you today?" said quandale happily. "The Usual" Peeter said in his deep scary dinosaur fighting voice. "And whats the usual again????" Said quandale cluelessly. "Ugh i said THE USUAL" Peeter yelled shaking the entire restaurant. "Sir, what is "the usual" ITS MY FIRST DAY HERE" said quandale with an additude "Peeter dont , if you shake the restaurant one more time i swear to god." Said sam she also had an additude
"Huh?" Said Olivia she was not paying attention very well.  "Go get me another waiter" said Peeter he was fuming with rage and steam was coming out of his ears, he was turning red too.  " Sorry you have to be stuck with me we are short staffed" Quandale said with a sad look on his face. Thats when peeter stood up with steam still coming out of his ears. He was mad mad fr. Then Peeter grabed his sword The Musou Isshin (raiden makotos sword ig) and slashed quandale dingle into pieces. He sat back down at the table and he asked for his 4 bean tacos and ate them like he was a rifthound then left Wat Mexican. Back at Peeters humble home he got a text from Sam and Olivia . 

He saw what they sent and was absolutely mortified

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He saw what they sent and was absolutely mortified .
Apparently someone recorded the fight at Wat Mexican and Peeter was hiding from the police inside his heavily guarded government making secret headquarters playing Genshin Impact and doing domains for his only love Eula 😻 #so-romantic
Olivia thought that was weird but,Sam didn't care that he was in love with Eula  because she was still processing the Wat Mexican incident. Peeter heard a Bang Bang Boom outside his secret hideout headquarters. He ran outside and found out it was his buff gaurds fighting someone. Peeter saw that it was the police and he was about to get arrested until his Tik Tok dog came to his rescue and gave him the Book of Excuses. Peeter was confused so he grabbed his Kitana and stepped outside. "GET HIM" said the police , but Peeter said " Sorry guys i have to help my  dog record a tik tok give me a few days." The police looked stunned and left Peeter's humble home because they said it was "Resonable" Peeter told Sam and Olivia about the book "Peeter i did some research about the book and you shouldnt use it so much on here it says you can have debt for the excessive  use of the book and probably have to fight a demon or smth idk" Olivia said "I really do not care  i have a triple crowned Eula and a sword" said Peeter
Olivia told him to listen but instead Peeter said " Tell Sam to listen she has a support build on her Xiao with Hp sands too🙄" #additude "Nobody understands me" said Sam she was going thru it 🙁
Peeters Tik Tok dog was outside doing the renegade when Peeter asked where she had got the book from. She was mad annoyed that Peeter interrupted her. Tik Tok and said "barnes and noble" then started singing renegade as Peeter walked away. Barnes and Noble was a sacred place where only the best of the best can get books from and it was far away he pulled up a map on his cracked iPhone 6

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 22, 2023 ⏰

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