Dear Diary,
Today I ,Valentine McDougal went to the park today since it's Saturday.I 'm just hoping no one there calls me cute . Because cute is a very bad word .I don't really know what it means .But I don't like it because my older cousin Trevor gets really mad when people call him cute.So I'm guessing it's bad.When I got there I saw all of my friends Perwinkle Green a boy who has black hair and wears glasses , Evie Simms,a quiet girl ,'Chili'Pepper Anne Hathaway,a rich and most times very crabby girl ,Harley Stout,a cool boy who always has his star-shapped sunglasses on and always has his mini-skateboard ,Lucille Brown,a crazy but happy girl who's Chocolate Brown 's cousin ,Salty Wills,Pepper Anne's cry-cry baby and crabby cousin,Freddie Finn,Harley's best friend ,Carmicheal Sands,a boy who's a plain likable loser,Robert Treble,who we always call Porkbelly,he's a very fat and scatter-brained,Chocolate Brown,a girl who's funny and adventurous,and Cotton Connie Canthead ,my best friend,who's Chocolate's big sister. I went up to my friends and asked them what we should play today.Pepper Anne says we should play dodgeball and that Carmicheal can be the ball.I don't think I like that game .So we decided to play hide-and seek.Hide and seek was fun because Porkbelly was always the one to be found first cause he is very noticeable.I don't think you can hide him in a haystack.No siree.Then we played husband and wife.Of course ,I had to play the child and Pepper the mother.I still play friends with Pepper .She's not so bad.I mean,one day I'm gonna need to borrow monies. .Who's gonna bail me out ?Of,course the rich girl ,the others don't gots a lot of monies and Porkbelly,let's face it ,he won't get to college. Well,we played and played until it was time to go home .
Love,
Valentine McDougal
